its remarkable display of twink beauty
by introducing a series called HOT, Hot Over Thirty.
The first installment features Justin Hartley,
who is on my short list of test candidates
should my cloning research continue to go well.
I'm looking forward to seeing who's next.
I'm frequently angered by the right-wing closet cases
in Congress who vote against giving homosexuals
the same rights as people while paying male prostitutes
screwing their frat boy Congressional pages.
But this time they did something right by
adding Justin Hartley to the list of American men
who are never allowed to wear a shirt.
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