WEDDING RECEPTION PROBLEMS

Stupid bitch! I asked my girlfriend over and over
if would be okay for me to wear Armani
to her sister's wedding. At first she seemed
to think it was a great idea, but ever since
I walked in she's been a complete bitch.
And her family acts liked I raped
the family dog or something.

But the caterer keeps
slipping me extra drinks.

photo stolen from Tighty Whitie Dude.
Keep up the good work, Dude.
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