OUTFIELD OF DREAMS

If you've never had a reason to like Nick Jonas,
the way he looks in these pants should do it.

Nick was torn between opposing desires.
In a minute the game would start, and
he wanted to play because he loved baseball.
But he also wanted to just stand there
because of how hot he looked.

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This was a hard post to write.
All I could think of at first were the usual puns
about pitching and catching.

'had a really hard time thinking about anything else, actually.