I bring my homo credentials into question by saying this,
but re-decorating for the holidays is a total bitch.
I change the masthead --- not the photo I wanted but all I could find without spending hours --- and then I had to change the background to go with it. Then, somehow, all the colours seemed wrong and had to be changed. So I tinker and futz for way too long, and now things don't really look the way I want, but I'm just too hungry and frustrated to keep at it any longer. I'm tired and I want my lunch and I'd stab the Pope for a mimosa.
On second thought, I think my homo credentials are pretty secure right now.
And even without the mimosa, I'd stab the Pope just on general principles.