PIG SKIN CARE

Now, to paraphrase Sir Sean
in THE UNTOUCHABLES,
"Isn't that just like an American,
bringing a football to a soccer field?"

Michael A Down's photo of
All-American Guys' Jason V
lifted from The Slab
and crudely chopped by me.

BROWN EYES AND BIG LIP SYNCHING

Is it too late to have a Tune for Tuesday?

Oh, what the Hell? It's Chad.

IN YOUR FACE GUARD!

I know this is meant to be sarcastic,
but this poster just gets my hopes up.

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RED AND BLUE STATES OF DENIAL

Fun for Friday

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BREATH MINT CONDITION

Well, I've done it.
I've neglected my boy Simon for so long
that he thinks I don't love him even more.
He's even getting insecure
about his dental hygiene.

Photo of Simon by Michael Schwarz
from Major Models NYC.
(Colouring it green was my idea.)

DENTAL DAMN!

I'm still a very jealous guy,
but I must be getting old.
There was a time when I would have been
envious of this guy's blue eyes, or
his thick dark hair.
Now I just want the name
of his dentist.

Photo of Ramon Durr
from Made in Brazil.

HOT FLASHES OF RED AND BLUE LIGHTS

Okay, I admit that I was speeding on purpose just so the cop would pull me over. But I had a good reason.

Photo lifted from
Kenneth in the 212

AND WHAT DID ALEX GET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

I found this at A Cause des Garcons.
According to the often less-than-helpful
Online Translation, here's what it says near the photo:
"The last year, we had spoken to you of "Tormented",
a film of British terror which - as "The Alliance of Blood"
in 2006 - is especially worth for the quality of its
masculine casting... Because Alex Pettyfer (who plays it
a stage of rather torrid sex)is not the only bomb on
the poster! Tom Hopper also to make climb
the temperature in the skin of Marcus there. Alex Pettyfer
and Tom Hopper: two only reasons to attract adventure
"Tormented"! All the more so as apollons two look rather
collusive in this film."

Seriously, if anyone could help get a more sensible translation, I'd appreciate it.

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COMMENTS
Vera said...
These are actually caps I made and posted at Famous Male Forums. They are taken from the special features on the Tormented DVD. While filming the commentary track, which is available in a kind of picture-in-picture format, Tom Harper enact this little scene of homoerotica for our viewing pleasure. (April 12, 2010 11:14 PM)

Xersex said...
A blowjob for his birthday: marvellous!!! (April 13, 2010 1:19 AM)

BIRTHDAY BOY TO MAN

Happy 20th Birthday, Alex.
I have a present for you, but you'll have
to lie down for me to give it to you.

And you might want these goggles, too.

Photo stolen from
Vera's Big Gay Blog