SHARK BOY WONDER

So have you checked out Taylor Lautner in the trailer for NEW MOON yet? The boy was always cute and moved with an athletic grace, but now he's becoming nicely upholstered.

My math skills tell me that Taylor's just seventeen, so I think I may have my new ponyboy posterchild. Sorry, Brent.

I'm not proud of being so entertained by the piece of sentimental drivel this was TWILIGHT, but getting to see Taylor almost makes up for them trying to convince me that Robert Pattinson is beautiful. In interviews, he seems smart, funny, and charming, but not beautiful.

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