Tuesday, January 13, 2009

GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY IVINS


Senator West, meet Jenny Craig.

Today, no one's personal property is safe in Texas. That's because it's the second Tuesday of an odd-numbered year, and like litigious swallows returning to a bird shit-covered Capistrano, the members of the Texas Legislature have returned to Austin.

I've moved my wallet to an inside jacket pocket.

1 comment:

dukerwt said...

molly ivins was a great writer with a sharp wit and an unending ability to tweak george bush for being the imbecile that he is.