Yo, Adrian!

I stopped watching television about a year ago. For the most part it's been a great idea, but I've missed a few things.

Like the existence of this guy. Adrian Bellani, from NBC's Passions (which used to be the funniest of all soap operas. So funny that I'd wonder whether the writers were actually writing a parody of other soap operas.)

Now, my Italian is definitely sub-par,
but doesn't bellani translate as "little beauties"?

(And if so, uh... how little are we talking here?)