UP, UP AND A WAY HOT

So this morning I read that Henry Cavill
is going to be the next Superman.

Why am I reading about this from a news source?
I thought you guys were supposed to tell me these things!

It's very expensive being Henry Cavill
because being this hot plays Hell
with air conditioning bills.

Views as of now: 290,558

HOT TIME IS FLEETING

Okay, I admit that I was a bit late
to see the charms of Zac Efron.

But believe me: I can see them now.

Zac Efron seems to be like a fine wine,
steadily improving with age.

But this only will only last for so long,
so I say we swallow him down
before he turns into vinegar.

Or Val Kilmer.

Photo lifted from Guys Next Door

I think I just avoided him because
whenever I tried to watch High School Musical,
I could actually feel brain cells committing suicide.

FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT

Uh . . .
Why do I have to take everything off?
You said you were taking photos
for a shampoo ad.

Picture from Muscle Jocks

RUNNING MAN OH MAN

To maintain his lean, beautiful body,
"Action Alex" has really been
getting into running lately.

Which is really going to make it
harder to stalk him now.

Damn.

photo from Guys Next Door

BIRTH TO EARTH, WOMB TO TOMB, SOUP TO NUTS

There's no way I could see
the latest Broadway production of WEST SIDE STORY,
but I did discover three more reasons why I'm sorry I missed it:
Patrick Ortiz, Matt Shingledecker, and Ryan Steele.

Does anybody else think that "Ryan Steele"
sounds like a porn name?

Views as of now: 289,535

Interesting story that not many people know:
one of the earliest versions of the story for this show
was called EAST SIDE STORY. It was supposed to be
the story of a fight between two Jewish street gangs.

THE HOLY SEE NO EVIL

WARNING:
This post will probably be offensive
to practicing Catholics,
adult survivors of sexual abuse,
and former members of the Hitler Youth.

To avoid more negative press
about altar boys,
Herr Ratzinger has lowered
the age requirement
to become a priest to fourteen.

This rather disturbing photo
taken from Vera's Big Gay Blog.

ARM REST OF THE STORY

Gentlemen
and very few Ladies,
I present,
for your entertainment pleasure,
Kerry Degman
and his wonderfully round ass.

Admit it:
You've never wanted to be a sofa
so much in your entire life.

INANIMATE OBJECT OF DESIRE

So a lot of people want to take Nick Jonas to bed.

So when they asked Nick who he wanted to bed,
the answer wasn't much of a surprise.

Views as of now: 288,097

MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH TO MOUTH

Check out this sweet candy!

And did you notice the giant M&M next to him.

After years of hearing the stories about green M&Ms,
Lance wanted to discover the truth for himself.

And he did, because not even fiberglass statues could
say "no" to Lance when he really wanted something.

UP AGAINST THE WALLPAPER

Great smile: Check!
Nice body: Check!
Skill with camouflage: No. Sorry.

Pic from Vera's Big Gay Blog
Hits as of now: 287,785

MATT FINISH

I've been watching Tyler Hynes on Warehouse 13 today,
and I've decided that he's like a much better-looking version of Matthew Perry.

Does anybody else see it?

Anyway, he has a Y in his first AND last names.
That's kinda cool.

Although maybe you have to have a boring name like mine to appreciate it.

THE SPY WHO DIDN'T LOVE ME

Have you seen Boris Kodjoe on Undercovers?

He and I were both born in Austria.
And that and a need for oxygen
are about all we have in common.

ROAD TRIPPY

Sometimes Alexander Rybak is handsome.
Sometimes he's cute.

But here he's abso-fucking-lutely adorable.

Ways that Alexander Rybak is like Justin Bieber

• Needs a haircut
• Records music and makes videos
• Too popular for his own good
• Needs a better educated person to write his lyrics

Ways that Alexander Rybak is not like Justin Bieber

• Actually deserves the attention he gets

Views as of now: 286,777

FLICK OF THE WRIST PROTECTOR

What gymnastics meet?!
I thought this was a beauty pageant!

Photo stolen from
Vera's Big Gay Blog

ALOHA HOY OY VEY

Having been lei'd,
they are now ready to get laid.
I'm betting they won't have to wait long.

Or even try that hard.

Photo from Bi Like Me

Man of the Month for Jan 2011: Craig Malozzi

New month, so I've made a new video clip for the Man of the Month. This time Craig Malozzi, blond muscle boy who's been featured in some really hot photo. Also bodybuilder who hasn't turned all chiseled, hard, and freakish.

(My instinct is to add the word "yet" to that, but I'm actually kinda hoping it doesn't happen. What happened to Santiago Aragon shouldn't happen again.)

What I like most about this guy is his colouring. Blue eyes that jump out at you. Blond hair. And all that golden skin. I usually love the way the black and white photographs make people seem more beautiful, but Craig Malozzi is definitely something to be enjoyed in full colour.

I have some other photos of this guy to sprinkle through the month. For now enjoy this clip.

This time I included the names of most of the photographers. Which one do you think makes him look the best?

By the way,
I'm going to try to do two video clips each month, one for the Man of the Month and another one featuring hot guys in some other way. I'm almost done with the next one already, and I've chosen a guy for next month already.

KNOT WORKING FOR ME

So how sick is it
that I think he looks hot tied up?

Jealous at the attention Darren was getting,
the other guys on Glee found a way
to prevent him giving interviews.
But if they were trying to stop him
from looking hot, they failed.

Pic ruthlessly stolen from
Wicked Gay Blog
Hits as of now: 285,311

REFLECTIVE SURFACE TENSION

Q: What do you give the man who has everything?
A: A mirror, so he can look at it.

Despite having 900 channels on his television,
Ryan's bedroom mirror was still his favourite program.

Not that I blame him.
Half of those channels were reruns
of LAW AND ORDER.

Pic from Stunning Sexy Guys
Hits as of now: 284,897

So, was anybody else seeing double when they went to bed this morning?

A mirror image is appropriate for January First.

The month is named for Janus, the Roman god with a face on both the front and back sides of his head, which allowed him to look forward and backward at the same time.

On the Roman calendar, January was not the first month -- that was March to them -- but it was still the month when the world seemed to die before coming back to life, and it was for them, as just about everyone else, a time to consider the past and make plans for the future. Janus must have seemed like the natural mascot for this.

I'm doing a bit of this considering and making plans myself. I won't bore you with the details, but it's high time I started steering this life of mine toward something instead of just letting it drift from day to day.

THE MEN OF THE MONTH

2008 January Ryan Daharsh February Kevin Gould March April Chris Austad May Evan Wadle June Jensen Ackles July Robert Buckley August Marco Dapper September Josh Ohl October Alex Pettyfer November Lauri Kalima December Kerry Degman

2009 January February Chad White March Anton Antipov April Simon Nessman May Phillip Fusco June July August September October November December

2010 January February March April May June Bernardo Velasco July River Viiperi August September October November Luke Guldan December

2011 January February March April Kenzie Roth May June Arthur Sales July Jeff Rogers August Seth Kuhlman September Renato Ferreira October Eugen Bauder November Daniel Rumfelt December

PRE PUBE ESSENCE MAGAZINE

So my friends and I have already decided:
next New Years Eve, we're going to a Justin Bieber
concert and waiting for his balls to drop.