TRIVIAL PURSUIT OF EXCELLENCE

So we only match on 7 out of 10 of these things.
'guess Chord Overstreet isn't my soulmate after all.

Not that I ever thought he was.

TONSORIAL ARTS AND CRAFTS

I keep imagining the things I'd do with this boy.

Starting with giving him a haircut.

Pic of Renan Grassi
from Lovely Boys

BREAK FAST CAR

It's been a long time since I put a song up here,
but I keeping being impressed with Boyce Avenue.
Granted, they cover others' songs,
imitating the original version a bit to tightly,
but I've yet to hear them them do a bad job.

And this version with Kina Grannis is really good.

Enjoy.

Views as of now: 284,390

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX SPRING

Leo pretty much expected to his teenage son
to be hiding porn under his mattress,
but he wasn't prepared for what he'd find.

Views as of now: 283,991

FEED BACK DRAFT

Okay, admittedly this is whiny, but my latest video clip has received 18 comments. That's about one comment for each hour I spent making it.

I understand the concept of "giving people what they want," but it's pretty obvious that I have little idea how to do that or I would get more attention.

Like I said, whiny.

CHANDLER BING CROSBY

In Austin today it was 62 degrees
(that's 17 degrees Celsius to those of you in civilized parts of the world),
so once again the only white christmas we're gonna have is a song.

Here's the original, from the 1942 movie HOLIDAY INN.
The song was so popular that they wrote a new movie around it.
It's not in bright, shiny colour like the later movie,
but there's no Vera Ellen either, so I'm calling this a win.

Get a mug of something warm,
snuggle next to someone comforting on the couch,
and listen to Bing make it sound so easy.

...the crooner. Not the search engine.

And because I have been known
to show pics of attractive men from time to time,
here's a photo from my favourite scene in that other movie.

Rosemary is singing a killer song,
and George was a beautiful young man
before he started running with that street gang.

Hits as of now: 283282

PIG SKIN OF YOUR TEETH

Do you ever secretly suspect that
some guys play sports just because
it allows them handle their balls in public?

Pic of the beautiful Jon Cossu
from Athletic Supporter

Well, maybe that and the public butt slapping.

O, and the showers!
How could I forget the showers?

LIGHT BLUE CHRISTMAS

I bring my homo credentials into question by saying this,
but re-decorating for the holidays is a total bitch.

I change the masthead --- not the photo I wanted but all I could find without spending hours --- and then I had to change the background to go with it. Then, somehow, all the colours seemed wrong and had to be changed. So I tinker and futz for way too long, and now things don't really look the way I want, but I'm just too hungry and frustrated to keep at it any longer. I'm tired and I want my lunch and I'd stab the Pope for a mimosa.

On second thought, I think my homo credentials are pretty secure right now.

And even without the mimosa, I'd stab the Pope just on general principles.

THINGS GO BETTER WITH...

This is one lucky straw.

There is so much to like about this guy.
His handsome yet delicate features.
His thick, lustrous dark hair.
His smooth, unblemished skin.
The Rohypnol I put in his Coke bottle.

Pic from Sharpieboys
Views as of now: 282,683

BODY INSPECTOR GADGET

Periodically Kyle would have a compulsion
to check to see if his chest was still awesome.

Photo of Kyle Pringle
from Shirtless Perfection

TWO YEARS BEFORE THE MASTHEAD

Feeling generous one day, I made a new masthead picture for Jay over at Dreamboats.
Only then did I discover that I have no email address for him
and so no way to get them to him.

So I'll put them here in the hopes that he'll find them and like them.

I can't figure out why Blogger re-sized them to be 640px wide though.
The files I have are so much bigger.

The guys were happy to get dressed up for a group photo.
Since Nick was the only one to wear a tie,
he didn't think he should have to stand in the back,
but they made him anyway because he was
five feet taller than everyone else.

He does have such nice taste in boys.

Views as of now: 282,061

ATHLETE'S FOOT BALL

Thanks to Muscle Jocks, I now have this photo
showing Simon looking more sportif than I've seen him before.

As cool as it is to have this photo, the last thing I need
is more fodder for my overworked imagination.
I knew the boy surfed, but I've never imagined him as a football player.

And I mean real football.
The kind played with the foot.

I don't know about the fake tattoo, though.

So Simon Nessman is famous
for his curly hair and his pillowy lips.
Less well known but more exciting
are his skills as a ball handler.

Views as of now: 280,371

IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

So three hours ago, my video clip for former Man of the Month River Viiperi was "tweated" out to IFITS-knows-how-many people by Perez Hilton.

Here's what it said on the Perez Hilton Website:

Of course, he was complimenting River's looks instead of my editing, so there's not a huge compliment for me here. But it's interesting that he considers River his "imaginary boyfriend," huh? Well, I bet he's not the only one.

Vera's Big Gay Blog even declared the boy 2010 Model of the Year, and when it comes to hot guys, Auntie Vera knows his stuff.

Views as of now: 280,185

O THE DAYS NUMBER DOWN

Enjoy the holidays, guys.

Views as of now: 280,019

ACID WASHED JEAN SPLICING

Q: How do you turn Robert Pattinson into a good looking guy?

A: Mix gently with equal part of Jensen Ackles.

Still got that odd nose though,
too small for the rest of his face.

KEEPING TRACK AND FIELD

Okay, I'm about as far from being a sports expert as a man can get,
but even I know there's something wrong with this photo.

I just hope the guy can score a lot of goals when he gets on the court.

No, dude, it makes perfect sense.
The pants and the pads are for playing football,
and the bat is for beating away the other players
who try to grope my ass in the locker room.

Without buying me dinner first, I mean.

Flawed photo from Guy Candi

DON'T BE SO DEFENSIVE END

I've just discovered the existence of Joel Bonomolo,
which I suspect is Italian for "good genes."

First, he has this face...

...on this body.

More proof of the unfairness of genetics.

Though this pic of him in his gear is small, it's the best I could find.
And he looks damned good.

Pictures from The Sports Fag

DIVING BLOCK HEAD

It was the last swim meet of the season, and sure,
Leo should have been planning his strategy for
the next race. But instead he was all distracted,
trying to choose which guy to get with
in the dressing room later.

Pic from Beach and Pool

JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK JONAS

Months ago, when Robert Pattinson was a poster
on Meg's bedroom wall on FAMILY GUY, I thought it was funny.

But last night, when everyone was singing about what they wanted for Christmas
and the pedophile down the street sang about wanting a little drummer boy
while gazing fondly at the poster of Nick Jonas, I was a little creeped out.

And I totally understood.

Hell, yeah, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum!

Views as of now: 279,107

I'VE GOT YOUR BACK TO DECEMBER

Views as of now: 278,980

BRICK WALL OF SHAME

So what if Alan had lousy posture
and didn't know how to wear a shirt?
That's not what I hired him for.

Pic by Adam Bouska
from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 278,770

RING FOR THE ELEVATOR SHOES

So what do you think
Crazy Tom thinks of this ad?

SLUT PUPPY DOG EYES

I think Marlon Texiera sometimes looks really trashy.
But there are times when trashy is just fine.

Pic blatantly stolen from
Tighty Whitie Dude

ROSE COLOURED GLASSES OF SUNNY D

So look who's been interviewed for Interview magazine.

And of course that required some stylish new photographs,
in this case taken by photographer Mitchell Nguyen McCormack
then later stolen by me from Homotography.

The boy looks hot, no?

Meanwhile Guys Next Door is showing some appreciation for the Frankenteen Cory Monteith. He's been really nice to look at since he was the cheating boyfriend on Kyle XY.

Views as of now: 278,336

RAPPAPORT OF CALL

So stuck at work this evening I've been watching episodes of some show I've never seen called OUTSOURCED. And Ben Rappaport, the 24 year old actor playing the lead, is absolutely adorable.

These photos make him look good, but they don't really do him justice.

I'm gonna have to add him to my list of famous hotties who are from Texas.

And guess who went to the same high school as Ben? Matt Bomer from WHITE COLLAR. Not at the same time, though; Matt's 9 years older.

But I'm still imagining being in the dressing room for those high school drama club productions.

COMMENTS
Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
outsourced is certainly the weakest link of NBC thursday lineup.
but ben rivals the guys on Community as the hottest.

Y'know, I think COMMUNITY is possibly the best comedy
on television, but I've never thought of any of those guys as hot.
Okay, Chevy Chase, but that was decades ago.

FIRE PLACE IN MY HEART

Okay, I have two things to say about this clip,
but you should watch it first.

First, I saw this with some 18-year-old kid who's only point of reference was the Will Ferrell movie ELF. Honestly. A sixty year old song and his only connection is ELF.

Second, I'm pretty sure that in this song Darren Criss proves he's got the best voice of anybody on that show. Others may be louder or bolder or more dramatic, but I haven't heard anyone bend and inflect notes with the skill this boy has.

KAMIKAZE PILOT LIGHT

On December 7, 1941, the attack
on Pearl Harbour in Hawaii
sank or damaged 188 ships and
killed 2,400 people.

This being a naval base,
how many of them do you think were hot guys?

After serving in the Navy, Steve didn't mind
his new job aboard a private boat. But after
seeing the required uniform, he really
suspected that there was more to his duties
than the job description had said.

Pic heisted from Gutter Candy
Views as of now: 277,852

COMMENTS

RAD said...
many were hot....sad day...I have a lot of fam that
remember this day as they were in Honolulu at the time....

When I put this up, I wondered if it were too tasteless.
And your comment has shown me that it was.

LIP GLOSSY 8X10

I've seen people make jokes about Chord Overstreet's mouth.
What the Hell is wrong with his mouth?

...except that it's hundreds of miles away.

After all the time spent shirtless on episode
after episode of Glee, it's perhaps understandable
if Chord Overstreet finds shirts a bit confining.

Photo lifted from Guy Candi

OUTFIELD OF DREAMS

If you've never had a reason to like Nick Jonas,
the way he looks in these pants should do it.

Nick was torn between opposing desires.
In a minute the game would start, and
he wanted to play because he loved baseball.
But he also wanted to just stand there
because of how hot he looked.

Photo from the constantly
updated Muscle Jocks
Views as of now: 277,150

This was a hard post to write.
All I could think of at first were the usual puns
about pitching and catching.

'had a really hard time thinking about anything else, actually.

WEDDING RECEPTION PROBLEMS

Stupid bitch! I asked my girlfriend over and over
if would be okay for me to wear Armani
to her sister's wedding. At first she seemed
to think it was a great idea, but ever since
I walked in she's been a complete bitch.
And her family acts liked I raped
the family dog or something.

But the caterer keeps
slipping me extra drinks.

photo stolen from Tighty Whitie Dude.
Keep up the good work, Dude.
Views as of now: 276,628

LOCKER ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT

No, Coach, I'm not nervous or sick or anything.
It's just that I look so freakin' hot sitting here that
I don't want to move until I get laid a few times.

I'll try to keep any stains off the uniform.

Picture lifted from Muscle Jocks
Views as of now: 276,406