TRICK OR TREAT FOR THE EYES

PHOTO MAT KNIFE

If you're following @JollyReprobate on Twitter, thanks.

If you're not, please do. I'll try to be entertaining.

CHOCO LOT TO THINK ABOUT

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"If God was a woman she would have
made sperm taste like chocolate."
- Carrie Snow

What kind of -oholic would that make me then?

Views as of now: 448,064

PEARLY WHITES

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Daydreaming that I get to wake up
to this smile every morning.

Views as of now: 447,095

SPIN THE BOTTLE BLOND

Here's proof that time isn't always a bad thing.
See what a few years have done for Chris Crocker.
Tasty, no?

Views as of now: 446,462

SLUICE GATES OF HEAVEN

THING FOR THURSDAY

A collection of photos of beautiful men
with water running down their bodies.

I've always thought photos like this were hot,
and recently I discovered that I had enough of them to put this together.

And again finding the music was a big part of the fun.

When I told a friend of mine what I was doing,
he said, "Isn't that more of a summertime thing?
Water and cold weather don't usually go together."
But I say a wet man is always worth looking at.
After all, no one said that it wasn't warm water.

Hits as of now: 446,108

CHORD REPETITION

So guess who's coming back to Glee.

And guess who's embarrassed for caring so much.

Views as of now: 445,473

RENATO FERREIRA 4

Too cool.
Check this out.

Yep! I contacted Renato Ferreira on Twitter and told him about my video, and he was cool enough to leave a comment on it.

Views as of now: 443,839

YES, I WANT FRIES WITH THAT

I ran into Simon Nessman at a fast food place.
I couldn't talk to him though. One look at that mouth
wrapped around a straw and I passed right out.

Views as of now: 443,377

HAIR BRUSH OFF

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Confession time: I don't like the movie HAIR.
I find it silly and contrived and annoying.
But this one song always kicks my ass,
figuratively speaking.

MAN OF THE MONTH EUGEN BAUDER

MAN OF THE MONTH

The month is only 10 days old,
and I've already uploaded a new Man of the Month video.
That's pretty good for me.

This time, I chose German male model Eugen Bauder.
Born in Kazakstan, he's lived in Germany since he was 5.
As you can see from these photos, he'd grown up nicely since then.

HIKING BOOT TO THE HEAD

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Not hiking as planned because
the parks were closed by rain.

Views as of now: 442,757
Photo stolen from Muscle Jocks.