TRIVIAL PURSUIT OF EXCELLENCE

So we only match on 7 out of 10 of these things.
'guess Chord Overstreet isn't my soulmate after all.

Not that I ever thought he was.

TONSORIAL ARTS AND CRAFTS

I keep imagining the things I'd do with this boy.

Starting with giving him a haircut.

Pic of Renan Grassi
from Lovely Boys

BREAK FAST CAR

It's been a long time since I put a song up here,
but I keeping being impressed with Boyce Avenue.
Granted, they cover others' songs,
imitating the original version a bit to tightly,
but I've yet to hear them them do a bad job.

And this version with Kina Grannis is really good.

Enjoy.

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THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX SPRING

Leo pretty much expected to his teenage son
to be hiding porn under his mattress,
but he wasn't prepared for what he'd find.

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FEED BACK DRAFT

Okay, admittedly this is whiny, but my latest video clip has received 18 comments. That's about one comment for each hour I spent making it.

I understand the concept of "giving people what they want," but it's pretty obvious that I have little idea how to do that or I would get more attention.

Like I said, whiny.

CHANDLER BING CROSBY

In Austin today it was 62 degrees
(that's 17 degrees Celsius to those of you in civilized parts of the world),
so once again the only white christmas we're gonna have is a song.

Here's the original, from the 1942 movie HOLIDAY INN.
The song was so popular that they wrote a new movie around it.
It's not in bright, shiny colour like the later movie,
but there's no Vera Ellen either, so I'm calling this a win.

Get a mug of something warm,
snuggle next to someone comforting on the couch,
and listen to Bing make it sound so easy.

...the crooner. Not the search engine.

And because I have been known
to show pics of attractive men from time to time,
here's a photo from my favourite scene in that other movie.

Rosemary is singing a killer song,
and George was a beautiful young man
before he started running with that street gang.

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PIG SKIN OF YOUR TEETH

Do you ever secretly suspect that
some guys play sports just because
it allows them handle their balls in public?

Pic of the beautiful Jon Cossu
from Athletic Supporter

Well, maybe that and the public butt slapping.

O, and the showers!
How could I forget the showers?

LIGHT BLUE CHRISTMAS

I bring my homo credentials into question by saying this,
but re-decorating for the holidays is a total bitch.

I change the masthead --- not the photo I wanted but all I could find without spending hours --- and then I had to change the background to go with it. Then, somehow, all the colours seemed wrong and had to be changed. So I tinker and futz for way too long, and now things don't really look the way I want, but I'm just too hungry and frustrated to keep at it any longer. I'm tired and I want my lunch and I'd stab the Pope for a mimosa.

On second thought, I think my homo credentials are pretty secure right now.

And even without the mimosa, I'd stab the Pope just on general principles.

THINGS GO BETTER WITH...

This is one lucky straw.

There is so much to like about this guy.
His handsome yet delicate features.
His thick, lustrous dark hair.
His smooth, unblemished skin.
The Rohypnol I put in his Coke bottle.

Pic from Sharpieboys
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BODY INSPECTOR GADGET

Periodically Kyle would have a compulsion
to check to see if his chest was still awesome.

Photo of Kyle Pringle
from Shirtless Perfection

TWO YEARS BEFORE THE MASTHEAD

Feeling generous one day, I made a new masthead picture for Jay over at Dreamboats.
Only then did I discover that I have no email address for him
and so no way to get them to him.

So I'll put them here in the hopes that he'll find them and like them.

I can't figure out why Blogger re-sized them to be 640px wide though.
The files I have are so much bigger.

The guys were happy to get dressed up for a group photo.
Since Nick was the only one to wear a tie,
he didn't think he should have to stand in the back,
but they made him anyway because he was
five feet taller than everyone else.

He does have such nice taste in boys.

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ATHLETE'S FOOT BALL

Thanks to Muscle Jocks, I now have this photo
showing Simon looking more sportif than I've seen him before.

As cool as it is to have this photo, the last thing I need
is more fodder for my overworked imagination.
I knew the boy surfed, but I've never imagined him as a football player.

And I mean real football.
The kind played with the foot.

I don't know about the fake tattoo, though.

So Simon Nessman is famous
for his curly hair and his pillowy lips.
Less well known but more exciting
are his skills as a ball handler.

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