IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN LANTERN

This is completely fake, but it's a really, really good fake.

I'm so jealous right now. This makes my trailer for a fake Justice League movie look like a lump of fudgy dog turd.

YELLOW SNOW JOB

"This seemed stupid at first," Nicholas Lemons
thought as he posed for the camera, "sticking
a lemon yellow shirt on a guy whose name is
lemons. But, dammit, I make this look good!"

BACKFLIPPING PEOPLE OFF

I really should change that label.

It's really more "sites" for Saturday
than just one site.

Over at Something Awful, the men (boys?)
of Photoshop Phriday had a good day yesterday,
giving us a second part of "Same Actor, Wrong Roll."

Stephen introduced me to a new 'blog called A Collection of Men. It's a simple idea, stylishly done. And the photo of the "Daddy's Boy" who puts it together is beautiful.

It was posted last week, but I didn't notice until last night that Stunning Sexy Guys offered up a wallpaper photo of my Man of the Month Phil Fusco (even if they did call him "Pat").

And We Love Guys reminded me this week why the world loves Marcel.

Finally, Just Beautiful Men introduced me to something called "parkour," something like the offspring of mating gymnastics and and some martial art. Some of these moves were impressive years ago when I saw. Donald O'Connor do them, but these guys make them far sexier. Have a look...

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY BOY

Time for another dose of the Man of the Month, Philip Fusco.

So how do you make a hot guy even hotter?
Discover he has a sense of humour.

TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY

AMERICA'S REAL
FAVOURITE PASSTIME
1 min 30
I don't mind that these guys spied on me, but they had no business animating what they saw and making it public.

HOW TO HAVE SEX IN A CAR
(just in case you're still doing it wrong)

Seriously, I love the matter-of-fact informative tone of this.

MORNING WOODEN INDIAN

The Sioux were the greatest horsemen. The Cherokee
were the most advanced. The Apache were among
the fiercest warriors, and the Navaho survived in
conditions that would have destroyed most people.

But the braves of the Adonii tribe got all
the women because they were so damned pretty.

This Monique Zoellner photo
of Sasha from Model Mayhem
Views as of now: 106,269

RAINBOW BRIDGE WORK

I love comic book movies so much that I even watched DAREDEVIL twice.

And I thought that I followed the news of such things fairly well, but the first I knew of the live-action film of THOR was yesterday when Beauty and the Bum told me that the part had gone to Australian Chris Hemsworth.

Reportedly, producers and director Kenneth Branagh has originally passed on Hemsworth as Thor, but after giving him a second chance, they were impressed by what the camera saw.

Hemsworth has been seen by millions now: he plays George Kirk, lamented father of James Tiberius Kirk in STAR TREK. The guy on the right is the very studly Thor figurine sculpted by Randy Bowen.

THOR is scheduled for release one year from today.

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Now something really important:
Take a few minutes and read this father's account of teaching his daughter about sex. The USA... nay, the world would be a better place if more parents were like this guy.

GARDEN PARTY BOY

At first, Rafael liked his job at the city's
botanical garden, but he soon started
wondering why he was the only employee
whose uniform didn't include a shirt.

Views as of now: 105,894

TOM AND GERIATRIC

"There's nothing wrong
with putting Jesus
on the Florida license plates.
He's a 2000-year-old Jew.
Where else would he live?" - Bill Maher

Views as of now: 105,619

RANKIN BASS-O-MATIC

Drew thought he had a great idea for a costume
for the party. As he looked at the mirror and
considered the idea, he began to sing to himself
"I'm Mr. Heat Miser. I'm Mr. Sun. "

GENE RODDENBERRY PRESERVES

This is so cool!

Right now, I'm watching an old episode from the fifth season of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, one where the "master of disguise" is played by Leonard Nimoy instead of Martin Landau.

And since the bad guy is Mark Lenard, there are scenes of Spock and Sarek together, except that they're not Spock and Sarek.

And this episode also has a young and un-moustachioed Sam Elliott as a hunky doctor, bossing Peter Graves around in a very Kirk/McCoy fashion.

This 'blog entry will self-destruct in five seconds.

FLOWER POWER BALLAD

Hothouse Flowers
"I Can See Clearly Now"
5 mins.

Just sit down somewhere comfortable and listen to this from beginning to end, without interruption. Close your eyes if you can: there's not much to see here anyway. The way it grows from beginning to end is just amazing, and I hope you love it like I do.

Views as of now: 105,205