Our church's Christmas decorations may be short on costumes, props, and actual decorations, but replacing the wooden crucifix with Pedro Maia was a great idea.
Let me predict your future: You'll be wildly popular. You'll have a successful career.
You'll marry a famous woman of questionable sanity. The two of you will adopt many children, and in 2013 you'll make a zombie movie about hordes of children chasing after you because they want to be adopted.
This selfie, featuring the perfect abs, was directed by J.J. Abrams. You can tell by the lens flare.
Yeah, I think these abs are pretty much perfect. Smooth skin, defined muscle, and not so freakishly large as to make me think of a cans on a grocery store shelf.
But this boy needs to get that light out of my eyes.