FRANKIE C WORTHY

I traveled to the shore
to enjoy the beauty of nature.
But that obnoxious ocean
kept distracting me.

FRANK CAMMARATA

This guy Frank Cammarata (or "Frankie C" as he's sometimes known) is a recent discovery for me, but the boy is adorable. Not my usual type of "pretty boy," but he is certainly sexy, with a strong dose of handsome mixed in.

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HOME RUNWAY MODEL

If more players looked like Michael here,
strip baseball would be more popular.

DRINKING GAME OVER

Him: "How many hurricanes did I drink, bro?"

Me: "Clearly not enough, if you're still making
coherent sentences. Let me get you another one."

VW BUG SPRAY

I'd be cool with the Sixties coming back,
but only if the new hippies look more like this.

MAKES ME SEE RED RAIDERS

Here we see Texas Tech cheerleaders
peeling the uniform off of one
of the Texas Tech football players.

Why do people say that
cheerleaders aren't smart?

SOME PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO LIVESTOCK

Though Kyle didn't believe it at the time,
it turns out that his HS guidance counselor
was really accurate when he predicted
the boy would find work as a fence post.

MORNING COMMUTE BUTTON

You know, all the way to work this morning,

I felt like I was forgetting something,

but I can't for the life of me
think what it might be.

I sure was popular on the subway, though.

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A ROOM WITH A VIEW MASTER

"Dammit," Chris thinks, "why
does this window have to be frosted?
The world deserves to be able to look at me."

Picture stolen from The Slab

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LAWN ORNAMENT

I was just thinking that
I hadn't seen much of
Edilson Nascimento lately,
but then look what I found while
I was working in the yard.

I wonder where I'd lost him.

We talk about how easy these male models have it,
but we don't understand how hard their jobs are.
If you've ever lain shirtless in the grass,
you know how awful it can be.

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WHA HOPPENED?

I couldn't resist the urge to make a joke
involving Daniel Tosh and Fred Willard.

Okay, I didn't really try that hard to resist...

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PART OF A GOOD (LOOKING) BREAKFAST

I had some time on my hands this evening,
so I pasted an especially hot photo of Parker Gregory
onto a box of Wheaties.

Appropriate for a actor/model
who spends his spare time on triathlons.


If you're interested, here's the original photo,
part of a series by photograher Giampaolo Sguara
for the June 2012 issue of GQ Spain.

¿Guapísimo, no?

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Tosh.0h crap

And please let me know when it's my turn...