O THE HUMANA T-SHIRT

River Viiperi has some bad news for us.

Oh, well. It was a 1 in 10 shot anyway.

River likes girls.
Even when they steal his pants.

Well, even I like girls like that.

Picture from Queerty.com
Hits as of now: 266,944

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE BOOK

So I finally saw the Glee Rocky Horror Show. It opened with lips singing the prologue just like the movie, which made me hopeful. But then the singer mispronounced the second word out of her mouth, which did not bode well.

By the way, if — as I suspect — this mouth belongs to Dianna Agron, then these lips know what Alex Pettyfer tastes like. Lucky bitch.

But of course my main reason for watching was Chord Overstreet. So far, this season of Glee has had 4 episodes, and he's appeared with his shirt off in 3 of them.

And he wasn't in that 4th episode at all. I guess they were going chordless that week.

Here's Chord in all his blond deliciousness. And shirted for a change. But to tell the truth, I've always found those baseball undershirts really sexy.

Here. Let me do that for you.

And here we see Chord shirtless again, as God intended.

This time he's wearing the little gold shorts that so many people talked about before the show aired. By the end, he was wearing a shirt and a pair of those ridiculous board shirts, but this was his first costume for Rocky, almost as short as the ones Peter Hinwood wore in the original.

The best moment for me, though, was the cameo appearance of Barry Bostwick and Marvin Aday, whom the world knows as Meatloaf. It was really great to see them — a real tribute to the original movie (too bad Richard O'Brien wasn't involved somehow), but also a little odd because Glee airs on Tuesday, and at my house we only have meatloaf on Thursdays.

But where the Hell is Puck? I was kinda hoping to see him as Eddie.

Views as of now: 265,139

SQUEAKY WHEEL OF TIME

Okay, so this is me asking for a favour.

Back in January, I uploaded this clip to YouTube, my first in High Def, by the way, which has nothing to do with this.

A lot of people have made video clips of imaginary film versions of the books in the Wheel of Time fantasy series by Robert Jordan. And this was mine. I wanted it to look like the title sequence you might see if you were to sit down and watch a mini-series of the book Crown of Swords as I imagined it.

And unlike some other people who just threw together slide shows of random pictures of people from their favourite TV shows, I spent a lot of time choosing the people (including my beloved Jensen Ackles and many other tasty young men), finding and altering the photos, and editing the music (which I'm still really proud of).

Oh, and drawing and animating the wheel and snake. A good snake is much harder to draw than you might imagine.

What I didn't expect was that a couple of Wheel of Time fans would hate this clip so much that they would send me insulting personal messages and post this on message boards so they could deride it to their online friends.

So I want some help countering these people. If you have a few minutes, please watch the clip. Then, if you like it, click over to the YouTube page for this clip and say so.

And extra brownie points if you leave a comment there.

(What the Hell are "brownie points" anyway?
And, more importantly, can they be traded for actual brownies?)

WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE GUARD

The spring oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico kept
thousands of tourists away from the Gulf shore
beaches, devastating local economies.
But the people of Gulfport, Mississippi,
protected themselves by paying to Tyler to sit
around all day and make the beach look much better.

Photo from Blonds R Us
Hits as of now: 262,916

Okay, so he's blond, which is great,
and his colouring looks fantastic against the blue background.
And is body is good, if a bit on the undernourished side.
But what I think I like most is the hypnotic gaze in his eyes.
Like he's trying to send a telepathic message to everyone who sees the photo.

And message received, man.

FIRM AND TIGHT END

At the park today,
I learned that some people
take tossing the baby into the air
way too seriously.

Views as of now: 261,753
Shirtless jock boy photo from Muscle Jocks

Being young has given him that beautifully tight, unblemished skin.
Being athletic gave him that hot round butt.
I don't know what gave him that big mouth,
but I don't really care.

The necklace could go, though.

But he should keep the gloves. . . .

FIRST PLACE SETTING

When it came to homemaking,
Thilo was a really bad interior decorator,
but he did set a beautiful table.

Photo from Hot Male Legs
Views as of now: 260,545

FORMALLY DRESSED TO KILL

Francisco Lachowski has no problem being playful. Or cute. Or adorable. Or even pretty. Very pretty.

But when the boy wants to be hot, he is so hot.

Views as of now: 258,657

GRADUATE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL

Thanks to cwtv.com, I've become reaquainted with the adolescent fantasy soap opera Gossip Girl. It's as vacuous and self-indulgent as ever, but it does have good looking guys.

And Ed Westwick.

THAT'S GRATE FULL

My thanks
to all of you who've helped me go from 150 hits a day
to something more like 500. I appreciate all the attention.

But I do have a question: now that more people coming here,
if there's something you guys want me to do more of, what is it?
Please let me know.

CONDESCEND SEAN

When I posted a video clip of Sean O'Pry "interviewing" Simon Nessman, Xersex told me that he thought Sean was more beautiful than Simon.

I disagreed, of course, and said that in the clip Sean's personality came across as a sarcastic, condescending smart ass, which I found a complete turn-off.

But not in an email message, Xersex tells me that Sean plays lacrosse, which automatically made him hotter to me.

I hate that I'm so easy.

Views as of now: 257,718

PERMANENT WAVE HELLO

When Jacob turned 12, his older brother
told him that if kept playing with himself,
he'd grow pubic hair on his head.

But as he got older, his curly hair made him look
so hot that he never had to play with himself again.

Jailbait photo from Beach&Pool
Views as of now: 255,516

30 ROCK HARD ABS

Did you see Garrett Neff on 30 Rock? He was playing Alec Baldwin's imagined version of his younger self. Well, I've seen the younger Alec Baldwin, and he should have been so lucky.

Views as of now: 253,354

OWEN. TASTY SAUSAGE

Sure, Beckham and Ronaldo get the lion's share of the attention, but for years now Michael Owen has been working hard, playing the game and looking good doing it.

And when I saw this photo yesterday, I had to show it to you.

David who?

COMMUNITY SERVICE STATION

And finally, I apologize for drunkenly urinating
from the roof of my hotel. It was a reckless and
foolish thing to do, and my lawyer tells me that
I completely ruined the 50th wedding anniversary
party of Bernie and Sheila Feinman.

POMMEL HORSE AND RIDER

In an attempt to lower costs, the International Olympic committee is experimenting with reducing the number of events in the Summer Games by combining two events into one. Here we see an early trial of gymnastics plus equestrian dressage.

Views as of now: 251,034

IT GETS BETTER

Vera had this great video message from Tim Gunn.

Tim has all kinds of class, but CarlKR is cuter.

SHIRT LESS IS MORE

The night before the photoshoot, the client
completely changed his mind, so when the models
arrived on set, the art director realized that plaid shirts
wouldn't do. So he made the guys take them off.

Then he discovered a new set of reasons
why this was the right call.

Photo from The Slab
Views as of now: 249,269

WELCOME MAT

Matt Lanter is rapidly becoming one of my favourite flavours.

Photo found via Kenneth in the 212

FIVE GUYS, ONE TOWEL

I don't know where this beach is, but I wanna be there.

And I hope they brought enough suntan lotion.

Having spent all their money getting to Los
Hermanos Beach, the boys discovered they didn't
have enough money left to pick up any girls.

But this turned out to be less
of a problem than they expected.

Pic from Buff Jock
Hits as of now: 246,401

TWILIGHT AND SUNNY VALE

I know enough about video editing to realize how labour intensive this must have been.

But I love it.

Views as of now: 245,253

PAPER WEIGHT LIFTING

I know this is just a matter of opinion, but I beleive there is a definite line between beautiful muscle and freakishness. There are many people who think more is always better; that veiny, dehydrated men with every single muscle bulging out look good.

I'm just not one of them.

I like guys with a nice muscular shape. Broad in the shoulders, narrow in the hip. Arms, legs, and neck in proportion, with just enough body fat to make them look healthy and maybe a little younger. Bigger than the lean, lanky shape currently in favour among fashion models, but not so large that they look more like a pillowcase packed tight with oranges and grapefruit.

And I hate to see a beautiful guy cross over to the dark side.

But it's happened again. Years ago, I saw a photo of Santiago Aragon, a studly Cuban-American with the most beautiful brown eyes (admittedly a weakness of mine) and dreams of becoming a professional body builder. Here's what he looked like back then.

I think he looked great at that point, except maybe for that tattoo: like I've said before, enormous tattoos on a gorgeous body seems like some artist vandalizing their own work of art.

But he evidently didn't agree. He wanted to be bigger, and he no doubt worked his ass off to get that way. Here's a later photo, taken while he was still with All-American Guys and was being shot by Michael A. Downs.

Yesterday at The Slab, I saw a still more recent photograph of Santiago. He's definitely moved from boy to man, and with that his shape has altered, his body fat is reduced, and he's gotten bigger. Definitely oranges and grapefruits. Some of this is just the result of his body maturing a few years, but I still think that he was more beautiful before.

He's still got that killer smile though.

JAMES FRANCOPHILE

Rumours be damned. Gay, straight, or bi, this man has a lot of guts.

And chocolate brown eyes.

2nd photo found thanks to Homotography.
Hits as of now: 244,961

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COMMENTS
Josh said...
James is one of the most handsome man. Hmm, Should I make a video of him? Can you say SEXY? He's Gorgeous!

Yes. Yes, you should make a video of him. Yes, he's gorgeous. And yes, I can stay "sexy." I know the X sound is hard for some people, but I can handle it. ;D

Xersex said...
Magnifique!!!!

C'est exact!

THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE DRAWING CLASS

Maxwell Zagorski as an artist's model on One Life to Live. I don't know when this was aired, but I'm sorry I missed it. (And I want to slap whoever wrote this lame dialogue.)

Topper Harley:	"I'm putty in your hands."
Michelle Huddleston:	"In my hands, Lieutenant, nothing turns to putty."

Let the jokes about homework and extra credit work begin!

Posted to YouTube by HughFurst
Hits as of now: 244,683

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COMMENTS

Xersex said...
When he puts off his clothes, it's a very erotic situation!!!

Seriously. Why did I never have class assignments like this!

HANGING TEN OUT OF TEN

Wait . . . Before I post this, I better check this guy's age.

Okay. He turned 18 three weeks ago. Let's go.

I've heard of skintight suits
like this being described
as "leaving nothing to the imagination."

But somehow my imagination is finding
all kinds of things to work on.

This pic of Nick Jonas
lifted from Tottyland.

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COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Nice, but no more!

I have a hard time explaining my attraction to this boy.
He's not a pretty as the boys I'm usually drawn, too.
(He's not even as pretty as his older brother.) But
there's just something so damned sexy about him,
though it doesn't show in this photo.

BAT POLE DANCING

Okay, so what if Batman and Catwoman did have a baby?

C'mon...
Call me "Batpussy" one more time.

Photo stolen from Pretty on the Outside

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COMMENTS
Anonymous said...
his batbelt is covered in sequins and has a little bell

But there's no tag, because that would
compromise his secret identity.

Anonymous said...
Instead sliding down a metal pole to the Batcave,
he climbs a pole covered with cheap shag carpet.

And the button isn't in Shakespeare's head.
It's in a ceramic Garfield cookie jar.

BUT THEN I GOT HIGH KARATE

Yesterday's boy looked so tough that I had to
paint a superhero costume on his photo.

And somebody should tell the Karate Kid
that if your fighting ability depends a great deal
on peripheral vision, that collar is just a stupid idea.

JOE BOXER REBELLION

Dude, chill!
If you don't want me to take your picture, I won't.

And I'm really sorry about the drooling.

Photo from ManWatch
Views as of now: 243,699

VIENNA SAUSAGE

For those of you who've never been to Austria,
here's a sample of what we look like. Schön, oder?

Okay, this is what one of us looks like.

Most of us aren't so fortunate.

Enjoy the video and I apologize for the Celine Dion.

Video lifted from Josh's Place
Check it out: he does good work
Views as of now: 242,861

THE SOUND OF MUSIC THEORY

Okay, I've got an explanation on the name.

In an interview, Chord Overstreet said that he was the third of three children "and there are three notes in a chord so..."

...so his songwriter father gave him the name "Chord" because was the last note in a triad. Which means, presumably, his siblings (brothers? sisters? one of each?) are named Root and Third. And if there'd been a highly intelligent fourth child, he would have had to be called Augmented Seventh.

AND . . .
not intending to disappoint anyone or anything, but rumours about this guy being as gay as his character aren't true.

The character he plays may eventually be revealed as gay and paired up with Kurt, but Chord Overstreet isn't gay. In another interview, he talks a bit too much about impressing the ladies (and spending an hour on his abs alone so he can do so!) and he states flatly that he's never kissed a guy.

And the idea that guy could be gay and look like him and get to his twentieth birthday without some other guy kissing him is just ridiculous.

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While we're on the subject, it seems I was a bit premature in thinking Dreamboats didn't know about this guy. I should have known better: when it comes to spotting pretty young actors, Jay is both quick and very thorough.

Views as of now: 242,053