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FIXER UPPERS AND DOWNERS

2011-12-07T16:27:00.002-06:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yeah, I know it's Wednesday,
but I just heard this song and felt I should share it.

And please comment.
Why does no one ever comment on these songs?

Views as of now: 455,664

NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH YOUR BACK

2011-11-30T17:10:00.003-06:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

Some jackass once wrote to Dear Abby,
saying that a gay couple had moved
into the house across the street and
asking what he could do to
improve his neighbourhood.

She told him, "You could move."

Views as of now: 453,351

OH, YES, LET'S...

2011-11-29T13:31:00.004-06:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Pentatonix won Season 3 of THE SING OFF last night.
Check them out here if you don't already know how hot they sound.
Or if you just want to hear this song again.

Views as of now:453,038

UP ON THE ROOFIE

2011-11-28T17:50:00.002-06:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

When I won a dinner date with Marlon Teixera,
I thought it was going to be enormous fun.
I looked forward to it for weeks, imagining all kinds
of scenarios where he met me and fell hopelessly in love.
Or at least we became great friends and had
all kinds of fun together.

But when the night finally arrived, the poor boy
was so tired that he kept falling asleep.

Which didn't actually stop me from having some fun.

Views as of now: 452,670

COUCH POTATO CHIPS

2011-11-27T11:41:00.003-06:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Actually, nothing lazy about this Sunday
after Thanksgiving. Today I have to catch up
on some of the work I missed while I was sick
the last couple of weeks.

At least, that's the plan.
If I ever get off of this couch.

Views as of now: 452,198

THANKS GIVING ME A HEADACHE

2011-11-24T00:33:00.004-06:00

Today I'm celebrating Thanksgiving
the old-fashioned way,
just like the Pilgrims
originally did it in the 1600s.

I'm inviting all my neighbours over
for an enormous feast;
then I'm going to kill them all
and steal their land.

Views as of now: 451,041

KENZIE ROTH 6

2011-11-22T00:01:00.006-06:00

First, a photo so that other blog listings will have something to look at.

Now, the good stuff...

Over the weekend, I created another of the missing Man of the Month videos,
for Kenzie Roth, Oregon-grown male model and
my Man of the Month for last April.

Here's the video...

And last night, I contacted the beautiful boy himself on Twitter
and told him about the video.
And very quickly, I got a reply.
Here's the exchange.

For spelling, I give him 4 out of 10,
but his manners and graciousness are excellent.
Somebody's momma raised him right!

DANIEL RUMFELT 4

2011-11-21T21:01:00.002-06:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

Yes, there are many other men in the world,
so no, I don't have to keep putting
my Man of the Month Daniel Rumfelt up here
as the Man for Monday.

But why mess with a good thing?

C'mon, Daniel!
Stop staring into the camera lens like that.
I know I'm a great photographer,
but when you look at me like that
I can't keep my mind on my job.

And with so many photos of Daniel Rumfelt shirtless,
I think I've figured out why I actually prefer the photos of him with a shirt.
It's because when he's topless, he's an impressive physique,
a drool-worthy slab of grade A beef,
the kind of man you could ride like a horse until you're both exhausted.

But put a shirt on him,
and he gets more attention to his handsome face.
Almost any man can build a beautiful body if he works hard enough,
so Daniel's physique is an accomplishment.
But a face like that is a beautiful accident of DNA.

THE ROTH OF GOD

2011-11-15T19:43:00.011-06:00

I had some down time at work,
so I spent it working on a photo of Kenzie Roth,
trying to make a beautiful boy more beautiful.

The changes to colour of his eyes, skin, and shirt are obvious.
Everything else I did is more subtle.

How'd I do?

Views as of now: 448,411

COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
parts of the shirt looks fake, and you got rid of
some of the freckles/soft moles on his face

The shirt only looks fake because I did a crappy job
of colouring it green. I did smooth out all the flaws
in his complexion, but I also shortened his neck a bit,
and raised his eyes and lowered his hairline
because he has a huge forehead.

The biggest adjustment is to his mouth and chin.
In real life, his chin is a bit off-center and
his mouth a bit crooked. I made both more symmetrical.

I made the photos clickable,
so you can get a better look at them both.

Xersex said... Mike, to tell you the truth, I prefer the original!

O, I agree with you.
I can erase little flaws and imperfections,
but when I'm done these guys look like they're made of plastic.

LEAN, MEAN DEANING MACHINE

2011-11-15T18:14:00.003-06:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Dean Geyer
"If You Don't Mean It"

Views as of now: 448,289

I went looking for this
because I just watched Dean Geyer on TERRA NOVA.
I like him better with shorter hair, I think,
but he wears too many shirts on that show.

Well, one,
but one is too many.

I also just learned that he's superstitious,
which makes me less interested in him,
but since I doubt we'll ever meet,
I'll just enjoy the view.

BAIT AND SNITCH

2011-11-14T16:08:00.003-06:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

Not only is former Man-of-the-Month Josh Ohl
a studly fitness model for All-American Guys.
He's also one of the best beaters
Gryffindor ever had.

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 447,998

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOXER BRIEFS

2011-11-09T18:35:00.005-06:00

There's a full moon outside,
so here's a pic of Michael Trevino,
the best looking werewolf I've seen in a long time.

For a brief time I was the costume designer
for THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. The producers let me go
and never used any of my designs, but I'm still
rather proud of the work I did while I was there.

Views as of now: 452,600

DANIEL RUMFELT 3

2011-11-08T13:01:00.005-06:00

Contrary to what you may have thought,
our Man of the Month Daniel Rumfelt
sometimes does wear a shirt.

(dammit!)

EVIL WOMAN

2011-11-08T10:01:00.002-06:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Eartha Kitt
I Want to be Evil

Yeah, I've put this song up there on a Tuesday past,
but it's definitely worth hearing again.

Hits as of now: 452,066

CORBIN FISHER KING

2011-11-07T16:54:00.004-06:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

I think I've found a new favourite porn star.

Lately, I've been catching up with the new stuff from Corbin Fisher,
and in the process gotten to know this guy Aiden
who recently started appearing in his videos.

He has a cute face (much cuter than this photo shows),
a big strong body (with a minimum of detestable tattoos),
and significant other physical... uh... endowments.

But what I like best about him is his sheer enthusiasm.
So many of the straight boys who get paid to make gay porn
look so obviously uncomfortable and hesitant,
but this guy so obviously loves his work
that he makes it more fun for those watching.

Views as of now: 451,818

WEIGHT LOSS PLAN OF ACTION

2011-11-05T12:38:00.004-05:00

It's doesn't matter how recently I've eaten
or how much I consumed.
As soon as I see a photo of Kerry Degman,
I'm hungry all over again.

Views as of now: 451,002

DOUCHE BAG OF HOLDING

2011-11-04T13:51:00.002-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

View as of now: 450,684
Getting excitingly close to 50 Thousand!

MAN MOUNTAIN BIKE

2011-11-03T17:30:00.006-05:00

Dude, for the last freakin' time:
You can't put Daniel in the bike rack just
because you want to ride him to work!

Views as of now: 450,368
Photo from Pearl E Gates

HE'S FETCHING

2011-11-01T19:35:00.005-05:00

Yes, I realize that it's a bit of a humiliation
to put a dog collar on a man.
But it gives me a safe place to attach the leash.

Views as of now: 449,742
Sexy photo from Muscle Jocks

Man, this picture...!
Bernardo Velasco without a shirt
but with a leather belt as a collar.
Is this a real photo, or am I dreaming on my desk again?

(I hope I'm not dreaming, 'cause I tend to drool on my laptop.)

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE LOCK DOWN

2011-11-01T13:10:00.007-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yes, I'm still a little obsessed with a capella singing
and with NBC's The Sing Off.
(Last night's episode is playing now, as a matter of fact.)

And lately I'm a tiny bit obsessed with the adorable Mitch Grassi,
who is one fifth of the group Pentatonix.

Here you can enjoy a little taste of all three of these minor obsessions of mine.
I think you'll be impressed with what a big sound five people can make.
If you like the performance, please leave a comment.

Views as of now: 449,642

DANIEL RUMFELT

2011-11-01T00:01:00.003-05:00

MAN OF THE MONTH

How's this? The month is 1 minute old
and I already have my new Man of the Month video up.

This time, it's the incredibly studly Daniel Rumfelt.
I could continue to describe his well-upholstered body
and gold boy colouring, but why don't you just watch this?
It'll be more fun that way.

My favourite photo of Daniel Rumfelt lifted from The Slab

TRICK OR TREAT FOR THE EYES

2011-10-31T20:01:00.002-05:00

PHOTO MAT KNIFE

2011-10-29T20:49:00.004-05:00

If you're following @JollyReprobate on Twitter, thanks.

If you're not, please do. I'll try to be entertaining.

CHOCO LOT TO THINK ABOUT

2011-10-26T18:04:00.004-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"If God was a woman she would have
made sperm taste like chocolate."
- Carrie Snow

What kind of -oholic would that make me then?

Views as of now: 448,064

PEARLY WHITES

2011-10-23T19:28:00.004-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Daydreaming that I get to wake up
to this smile every morning.

Views as of now: 447,095

SPIN THE BOTTLE BLOND

2011-10-21T14:01:00.004-05:00

Here's proof that time isn't always a bad thing.
See what a few years have done for Chris Crocker.
Tasty, no?

Views as of now: 446,462

SLUICE GATES OF HEAVEN

2011-10-20T07:57:00.003-05:00

THING FOR THURSDAY

A collection of photos of beautiful men
with water running down their bodies.

I've always thought photos like this were hot,
and recently I discovered that I had enough of them to put this together.

And again finding the music was a big part of the fun.

When I told a friend of mine what I was doing,
he said, "Isn't that more of a summertime thing?
Water and cold weather don't usually go together."
But I say a wet man is always worth looking at.
After all, no one said that it wasn't warm water.

Hits as of now: 446,108

CHORD REPETITION

2011-10-18T13:53:00.005-05:00

So guess who's coming back to Glee.

And guess who's embarrassed for caring so much.

Views as of now: 445,473

RENATO FERREIRA 4

2011-10-13T10:49:00.004-05:00

Too cool.
Check this out.

Yep! I contacted Renato Ferreira on Twitter and told him about my video, and he was cool enough to leave a comment on it.

Views as of now: 443,839

YES, I WANT FRIES WITH THAT

2011-10-11T12:56:00.004-05:00

I ran into Simon Nessman at a fast food place.
I couldn't talk to him though. One look at that mouth
wrapped around a straw and I passed right out.

Views as of now: 443,377

HAIR BRUSH OFF

2011-10-11T00:01:00.003-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Confession time: I don't like the movie HAIR.
I find it silly and contrived and annoying.
But this one song always kicks my ass,
figuratively speaking.

MAN OF THE MONTH EUGEN BAUDER

2011-10-10T11:18:00.002-05:00

MAN OF THE MONTH

The month is only 10 days old,
and I've already uploaded a new Man of the Month video.
That's pretty good for me.

This time, I chose German male model Eugen Bauder.
Born in Kazakstan, he's lived in Germany since he was 5.
As you can see from these photos, he'd grown up nicely since then.

HIKING BOOT TO THE HEAD

2011-10-09T13:43:00.004-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Not hiking as planned because
the parks were closed by rain.

Views as of now: 442,757
Photo stolen from Muscle Jocks.

FRENCH TICKLE THE IVORIES

2011-10-07T00:01:00.000-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

from the BBC's ARMSTRONG AND MILLER SHOW

UNIFORM FOLLOWS FUNCTION

2011-10-05T15:42:00.003-05:00

For the first time in sixty years,
the Pentagon is considering a change
in the US Army's everyday work uniforms.
The brass weren't impressed by the design
submitted by Abercrombie & Fitch,
but I think it looks great.

Photo from Homotrography
Views as of now: 441,474

ALL FOR NAUTICAL

2011-10-04T18:27:00.004-05:00

I don't know enough about nautical flags to read a message,
but I suspect that Tim's shorts spell "stud."

Views as of now: 441,089
Photo from: We Love Guys

COFFEE SHOPAHOLIC

2011-10-04T13:55:00.001-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Landon Pigg
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop

Views as of now: 441,010

PRETTY BOY IN THE HOOD

2011-10-02T22:01:00.005-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Shopping for something to keep me warm
when the weather turns cold

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 440,519

I saw this just today at Guys Next Door,
but I've always loved this photo.
I even used it in a video clip I made for YouTube.

CHEVY CHASING YOUR OWN TAIL

2011-09-30T08:01:00.000-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

GREAT OUTDOORS STOPPER

2011-09-29T18:31:00.005-05:00

Isn't this an attractive little waterfall?

C'mon, admit it.
You didn't even notice
the waterfall, did you?

Photo from Daily Young Guys
Hits as of now: 439,627

JUNGLE GYM BUNNY

2011-09-28T17:58:00.005-05:00

So how many situps would I have to do to look like this guy?

Oh. That many, huh.

Can't I just take drugs until I think I look like him.

Todd never really minded when other people
in the gym kept checking out his crotch
while he was working out.
In fact, sometimes he had a hard time
not staring at it himself.

Photo from The Slab

CAP AND TRADING CARDS

2011-09-27T15:09:00.003-05:00

Budget cuts to the university were more serious
than official sources had ever admitted. The baseball team
was promised that if the season went well, then next year
they'd get another piece of the uniform
to go with their spiffy caps.

CATCH A GRENADINE

2011-09-27T10:33:00.002-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

This a capella group has no hot guys,
but I didn't care.
A kick-ass performance is a kick-ass performance,
even if it is phallically impoverished.

Views as of now: 438,641

SETH KUHLMANN

2011-09-26T10:17:00.006-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

We know that I've been rather irresponsible (i.e. fucking lazy)
about making regular Man of the Month video clips.
Over the past three years, I've been late more months
than Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan combined.

But now that I have a system that lets me
crank out one of those clips in about three days,
I'm getting all Winston Smith and going back
to fill in the months that I missed.

Here's the first of them,
studly Louisiana boy Seth Kuhlmann.
Please enjoy. And don't drool on your keyboard.

Hits as of now: 438,326

THREE OF A KINDA HOT

2011-09-25T21:57:00.003-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Learning to juggle

Views as of now: 438,127

RENATO FERREIRA 3

2011-09-22T10:39:00.003-05:00

MAN OF THE MONTH

I was considering making a statue of this guy,
but the stone I would have to use isn't hard enough
to do his abs justice. Enjoy.

Meaningless bonus points
to the first to identify the singer.

Views as of now: 437,468

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Mike, thank you to begin again with your MOTM!
You couldn't make a better choice!

Thanks again for all your comments.
And you were really the one who made me aware
of Renato Ferriera in the first place,
so you made this choice possible.

Anonymous smacr said...
I think that's Eartha Kitt.
Great singer, terrific as Catwoman.

Well done. Meaningless points to you.
Eartha Kitt is a unique singer.
Not a traditional kind of voice,
but she has an amazing way
to make every song her own.

RENATO FERRIERA 2

2011-09-21T18:38:00.006-05:00

I have a question about this photo of Renato Ferriera.
See that small, round spot of gray on his chest,
between his sternum and the left suspender?
Is that a birthmark?

Or did I leave a fingerprint on him last night?

It's not that Renato made a mistake by putting
his suspenders on before he put on shirt. Actually,
he was completely dressed when I used
my magical powers to make his shirt disappear.
'beats the Hell out of getting people to pick a card.

Views as of now: 437,290

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
He's incredibly beautiful, I can't believe! He's one
of my favourites models with Francisco Lachowski,
Evandro Soldati and Bernardo Velasco.
They're the fab four of Brasil!

Excellent list, mon ami,
but how could you leave off Edilson Nascimento?
He's like a great mixture of Francisco's fun personality,
Bernardo's beautiful face, and Renato's hot body.

Edilson Nascimento is a step behind them!
The fab four are absolutely perfect!

I think I understand now.
You seem to like your guys handsome instead of pretty,
but I prefer pretty to handsome.
That's why you prefer Evandro Soldati and Renato Ferreira,
but I prefer Edilson Nascimento and Arthur Sales.

Bernardo Velasco is an exception because he's beautiful,
which is a bit of a mix of pretty and handsome at the same time.

DER RING DES NIBBLE ON AGAIN

2011-09-21T10:34:00.002-05:00

Everyone told David that
his friend Jeremy had excellent taste.
Not wanting to put his trust in rumours,
David decided to find out for himself.

HARD KNOCK LIFE COACH

2011-09-21T10:30:00.000-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,"
I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what'?"
— Sydney J. Harris

DISCHORD PROGRESSION

2011-09-20T13:29:00.002-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
Legendado

Hits as of now:437,009

MR ROGERS NEIGHBOURHOOD

2011-09-20T08:01:00.002-05:00

Season 3 of NBC's THE SING OFF started last night.

The show sounds good,
but it doesn't look as good as it used to.

If you think Jeff Rogers looks busy
with a microphone in front of his mouth,
you should try handing him a taco.

RING AROUND THE DOG COLLAR

2011-09-16T10:52:00.001-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Yeah, it's a cheap shot.
But I'm taking it.

THUMBS UP

2011-09-16T10:07:00.004-05:00

Me:	So are you one of those dangerous hitchhikers who subdue the driver and take advantage of them along some lonely stretch of road?
Him:	No, I'm not like that.
Me:	What if I paid you?

Photo from Stunning Sexy Guys
Hits as of now: 436,411

LOAN SHARK WEEK

2011-09-14T00:00:00.001-05:00

Noah owed everyone money, but people still
never said "no" when he asked for another loan.
He had this way of looking at people that just
made them give him any amount he asked for.

He had another look that would make
people take their pants off, too,
but that's another story.

Pic from The Daily Drool

HERE I GO AGAIN

2011-09-13T20:36:00.006-05:00

THE STORY OF MIKE

Experience has shown me that those who visit this site seem to hate it when I tell boring stories about my life. But I'm down and don't have anyone to talk to about this, so here I go.

If it bores you, just ignore this and come back some other time.
________________________________

It's no secret that I'm incredibly insecure and have the emotional maturity of your average paranoid ten-year-old. I find it almost impossible to believe that anyone who actually knows me could ever really like me, and so I've arranged my life so that I have very little contact with other people. I go to work and I go home. That's about it.

Every couple of years or so, I venture out of my protective shell and associate with other people. But usually my insecurities get the better of me, and I run home again.

That's what's happened today. For the past three months I've been taking an acting class with a small group of six other people. It's been great fun, and I think I done pretty well at the work. But there was one guy in this class that I found myself very attracted to. At first it was just a physical attraction, but then I began to get emotionally attracted to this guy.

He, on the other hand, never showed any sign that he even considered me a friend.

So for the past few weeks, it's been getting increasingly unpleasant, being around someone I want but can't have.

Tonight, the class resumed after two weeks off but I'm not there. I told the instructor that I need take a few months off. Then when I go back, I'll be with a different bunch of people.

I feel really chicken shit for quitting, but being upset all the time has been making me physically ill. I've even started taking Prozac and considered going into therapy again. My reaction to emotional situations is way too abnormal for me to tolerate or for me to fix by myself.

If you made it this far, thanks for listening.

Views as of now: 435,961

HALL MONITOR LIZARD

2011-09-13T00:01:00.001-05:00

Luke ignored the school's dress code every chance he got.
Strangely enough, no one ever complained.

MARQUEE MARK

2011-09-07T11:21:00.004-05:00

Why is Taylor Lautner's new movie called ABDUCTION?

Because the producers couldn't think
of an appropriate title that began with PEC.

Friends close to Taylor Lautner say that privately
the young actor is tired of people talking
about his abs and chest. "Why the Hell," he asks,
in an atypical use of profanity, "don't they ever
notice these killer shoulders of mine?"

JERSEY BOY

2011-09-01T18:21:00.003-05:00

So, who else saw this yesterday?

I don't like it.
I don't like what they've done to the costume,
and I don't like what they've done to Henry.

Those are some impressive thighs, though.

STORM WARNING

2011-08-19T14:37:00.001-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Views as of now: 431,668

DIAPER PIN WHEEL

2011-08-19T00:01:00.003-05:00

Dean was not embarrassed by the diaper
they asked him to wear, but he was insecure
that his deodorant wasn't working well enough.

Photo from Homotography

HAMMER AND CHISELED GOOD LOOKS

2011-08-18T00:01:00.002-05:00

People who met George were impressed
when he described himself as an "art lover,"
but they weren't so impressed when they learned
this was more of a lifestyle choice than a hobby.

Photo from Tighty Whitie Dude

KENZIE ROTH 4

2011-08-17T20:03:00.004-05:00

I know I've been rather absent lately.
That's because I've been hatching a new scheme:
I dyed my hair and resumed stalking Kenzie Roth.
But he recognized me after a couple of days,
so that court order sent me back to Austin again.

Eh bien
At least I got a vacation out of this.

Kenzie Roth has recently been hired
to pose for the publishers of the new
Heismann Dictionary of English.
Here we see him posing for the photo
we'll see if we look up the word "meh."

Views as of now: 431,165

MARLON TEXIERA

2011-08-15T10:11:00.005-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

Okay, I'll admit
that I've said mean things about Marlon Texiera before.
I didn't like how scruffy and unkempt he seemed most of the time,
and I never understood why others thought him so hot.

But after seeing this photo over at All Hot Men,
I'm totally on board now.

We photographers sometimes get bored
with our assignments, and I was completely unprepared
for the way Marlon stared into the lens,
paralyzing me with that look
so I couldn't work or move or walk away.

At first, I didn't mind,
but it's been three hours now,
and I really need to go to the bathroom.

Views as of now: 430,324

HAMMER TIME'S OUT

2011-08-08T12:42:00.004-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

I finally broke down and saw THOR.
The movie was not really a worth tribute to the god-turned-hero,
but Chris Hemsworth can hammer me any time he wants.

"Your Earth customs confuse me.
I see other men wearing clothing above the waist,
but this woman tells me that this is forbidden me."

Views as of now: 428,850

DR FRANKENSTEINBERG

2011-08-05T00:12:00.004-05:00

Today,
I tried a weird experiment that I've wanted to do for a long time.

I took individual features from different guys
and merged them together into one face.
What do you think of the result?

And do you think you can identify
the original owner of the body parts involved?
One small hint: those eyes were originally brown.
A beautiful chocolate brown.

COMMENTS

glen0330 said...
Was this your first try at this? You've got some good potential.
Hopefully you'll tell us who each piece is soon. Curious.

It's my first time doing this to a face,
but I've been manipulating photos for a long time.

Xersex said...
Great pic and work: I can't imagine who they're,
but the whole face is nice! don't forget to tell us the single guys!!!

I'm glad someone is taking an interest in this.
I'm not ready to reveal the individual guys yet.
But I will identify the parts you're trying to guess:
1) Okay, one freebie: I took the hair from Alex Pettyfer.
2) The eyes and eyebrows are from one guy.
Remember: the eyes were brown before I got to them.
3) The nose, chin, and ears are all from the same guy.
4) The lips are from a third guy.

A little thought about the kinds of guys I like
should make two of the three guys easy to discover.

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
eyes are most definitely Emanuele Fiore
venturing on Simon Nessman as the lips,
since you're so obsessed with him
nose, ears, chin...no idea..any hint?

Oooo, you're too good at this!
And I feel obliged to point out that being obsessed
with Simon Nessman is not a bad thing

As for a nose-ears-chin hint, try this:
I've often described him as
the most beautiful man I've ever seen

POOR WAYFARING STRANGER THAN FICTION

2011-08-02T16:20:00.003-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yeah, here's another dose of a capella.
And, surprisingly enough, it's a spiritual, which I normally can't stand
— being all anti-superstition and all —
but I just really love the sound of this.

These eight people make beautiful music together.

Views as of now: 427,819

FORE SKINNY JEANS

2011-07-29T00:01:00.000-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

PARK BENCH WARMER

2011-07-24T15:09:00.003-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Eating a picnic lunch in the park

Photo from Guys Next Door
Views as of now: 425,804

ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINEHOUSE

2011-07-23T23:01:00.002-05:00

Sadly, not a shock,
but surprising nevertheless.

This isn't entirely an Amy Winehouse song,
but it's still one of my favourite compilations.

Admittedly, this is bitter,
but all I can think of right now
is all the less talented people who
just keep on living.

PUB CRAWLING WITH 'EM

2011-07-22T00:01:00.001-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

Great hot wings here,
but beware the ranch dressing!

see more Engrish

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVEGOOD

2011-07-20T00:01:00.002-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"But Luna is probably a lot scarier than Voldemort.
Girls in general are scarier than Voldemort."
— Matthew Lewis

DE-SATURATE MY FACE

2011-07-18T10:18:00.005-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

It's been too long since I've looked at Chris Austad,
so that's what I'm doing today.

These photos are fairly recent,
and very washed out, colour-wise.
And now he's sporting a very short haircut and beard-ette.

I have to admit that what I liked most about this guy were
his golden skin and silky, yellow hair.
But in these photos, those things are gone.
All that he's left with is those riveting eyes, a gorgeous face,
and that killer body.

Oh, well. I'll try to be happy.

Views as of now: 424,582

MISFITS OF SCIENCE FICTION

2011-07-14T08:14:00.004-05:00

THING FOR THURSDAY

So this new show ALPHAS is getting all the publicity. Of course, David Strathairn is always brilliant, and Warren Christie looks so hot with his new haircut.

But if want a show about people with superhuman powers, check out MISFITS on Hulu. It's a lot like the slags from the original SKINS were all showered in toxic waste and got superpowers that they're completely clueless about using.

There's no substitute for Mitch Hewer unfortunately (but, really, there is no substitute for Mitch Hewer), but the hotest misfit so far is definitely Nathan, played by Robert Sheehan. Hot guy, but his character's personality needs a sound beating.

Views as of now: 423,766

GIVE THEM A HAND LOTION

2011-07-14T00:01:00.002-05:00

Though they'd worked hard to get their life guarding jobs,
the boys were eventually fired because they spent
most of their time standing around, talking
to each other about treatments for Speedo chafing.

URINATION BUILDING

2011-07-13T19:01:00.004-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling
that it brings." — Porsche Anthony

SLIDE SHOW 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

2011-07-12T09:38:00.002-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

True
by Tom Twyker and Johnny Klimek

I picked this clip just for the song.
The photos were just a serendipitous coincidence.

No really!

Views as of now: 423,520

ITALIAN DISH OF THE DAY

2011-07-11T07:56:00.005-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

Over the weekend, someone asked about the face
on one of my little buttons down and to the left.
He's Italian model Emanuele Fiore.

Here's what he looked like in 2006,
when he was an 18-year-old student who
won an Italian beauty award
called L'umo Ideale d'Italia, "The Ideal Italian Man."
Come delizioso!

Here are some more recent photos.
His face has lost a bit of the youthful beauty,
but he still has those great eyes and his body is amazing.

Views as of now: 423,228

COMMENTS

glen0330 said...
STUNNING creature.

He is amazing.
I miss how he looked at 18,
but o god those eyes of his...

cjm1992 said...
Awesome I was the one that asked!
THANK YOU! He's still hot, but
OMG that first pic just takes my breath away! lol

Truly. 5 years later,
it's still one of my favourite photos.
Can you imagine being a high school student
with that face?! I bet the poor boy never got any sleep.

Xersex said...
What delicious man!!
che uomo delizioso!

Truly. I'm going to add Italy
to my list of vacation spots
if this is the kind of men it turns out.

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT. 2 BITS OF NICE.

2011-07-08T12:22:00.003-05:00

See!
I told you Marlon Texiera would look better
if he cleaned himself up a little.

Photo from Guys Next Door
"Next door" to what, I want to know.
I mean, have you seen the guys
in his neighbourhood?!
Views as of now: 422,660

WELCOME HOME COOKING

2011-07-08T07:01:00.000-05:00

FUN FOR FRIDAY

VIEW TO A KILLER BOD

2011-07-07T07:17:00.003-05:00

The view from my balcony was pathetic,
so I had the landlord install this guy.
He was incredibly expensive,
but I think he was worth it.

I'm already looking forward to
hanging lights on him for Christmas.
Good thing our winters aren't too cold here.

Photo lifted from The Slab
Views as of now: 422,335

THE TEACHING RACKET

2011-07-07T00:01:00.000-05:00

THING FOR THURSDAY

For the most part, Mrs. McGillicuddy's job sucked.
The kids in her class were lazy and disrespectful.
Her pay was a joke. Her workload was overwhelming.

But things had improved lately since
she took the tennis team's shirts away.

MEN OF THE DROP CLOTH

2011-07-06T07:01:00.000-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad,
and the good stuff is out of your price range.

— Scott Roeben

Quotation stolen from The Slab

THINGS ARE LOOKING UPSTAIRS

2011-07-05T07:39:00.004-05:00

Setting off my leftover fireworks at 7am this morning
made all my neighbours look out to see what was going on.

I'll definitely have to do this again.

Photo from The Daily Drool
Views as of now: 421,751

HIKING BOOT TO THE HEAD

2011-07-05T00:01:00.004-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

July in Texas! Nothing would make me
want to go hiking in this heat.

But these photos of Jesse Roberts come close.

Photos stolen from We Love Guys

MY HEARTBURN WILL GO ON

2011-07-02T11:59:00.002-05:00

SITE FOR SATURDAY

Ridiculous Pictures of Celine Dion

As if there were another kind.

DIS PLAYA

2011-06-30T10:31:00.002-05:00

It took some real work,
but we finally taught Monty
not to yell "TA DA!"
whenever he opened his shirt.

Views as of now: 420,694

BACKSTAGE PASSING SOME TIME

2011-06-30T00:01:00.004-05:00

THING FOR THURSDAY

Addicting Games has a game called Bieber Kisser.

You're a blonde bimbo trying to
sneak backstage to kiss Justin Bieber.

And if this slut were smarter, she'd go
after one of the hunky body guards instead.

ONE TRICK PONY RIDES AWAY

2011-06-29T07:01:00.000-05:00

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

"Sanity is a one trick pony.
All you have is rational thought.
But when you're good and loony,
the sky's the limit!"

— The Tick

LIVE YOUR LIFE INTERRUPTED

2011-06-28T07:01:00.001-05:00

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

More a capella from The Sing Off for you guys.
This time, On The Rocks
from the University of Oregon (Go, Ducks!).

They were the "entertaining college boy group" from Season 2.
The "entertaining college boy group" from Season 1 went on to work on Glee,
providing actual singing for the Warblers to lip sync to.
When Season 3 starts up, I wonder who this year's "entertaining college boy group" will be.

Yeah, it seems that formulaeic.

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

2011-06-28T07:01:00.000-05:00

A lot of guys who work on their bodies tend to neglect their legs.
It's nice to know that Renato Ferreira didn't make that mistake.

Renato was a bit confused by this particular modeling job.
They got him dressed in black underwear and
had him stand on that balcony for two hours.
But for some reason, those guys only took one photo.
Mostly they just stood around, looking at him and
wiping the corners of their mouths.

Photo from Daily Young Guys

LIGHTER THAN AIR HEADED

2011-06-27T12:12:00.004-05:00

MAN FOR MONDAY

"If you love something, " people say, "set it free."

But perhaps Parker should not have
applied that philosophy to
his favourite helium balloon.

Views as of now: 420,138

HALF & HALF ASSED

2011-06-26T21:20:00.005-05:00

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY

Showing my Lactose Allergy
Who's Boss!

Views as of now: 419,894

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
A lazy Sunday, but if you were
(thinking or busy) with this guy, not sad!

That's a younger Steve Sandvoss,
who starred in a sweet movie called Latter Days.
He's done other things, as well,
but this is what I know him for.

STEVEN R McQUEEN

2011-06-26T20:51:00.005-05:00

My computer suffered a horrible death
at the hands of a computer virus.

My fault, really, for visiting a free online porn site.

Anyway, yesterday I erased everything and reinstalled the operating system
Today I sat around reinstalling software.

And as entertainment while that happened,
I caught up on the last four episodes of The Vampire Diaries.
And reacquainted myself with very painfully hot Steven R McQueen is.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
For my tastes, he's not so beautiful!

No, not beautiful.
But very sexy.
On television, he looks much better moving than in a photo.

DECENT PROPOSAL

2011-06-25T00:01:00.004-05:00

Darren showed up at my birthday party last night
dressed like this and carrying an engagement ring.

It was flattering, of course, but I had to say "no."
There's no way I could do that
to all my other imaginary boyfriends.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Sexy and charming!

Isn't he just?
Most of the guys I put up here are just targets for lust,
but this guy I think I'd like to be friends with.
Hang out and have a beer.
Sit up late and sing lots of songs.

BESTIES WITH TESTES

2011-06-24T09:51:00.006-05:00

If men talked like women,
it would sound annoyingly like this.

And MY diet starts tomorrow.

Views as of now: 419,427

COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
roflmfao

Aw. I'm sure your a isn't f.

Xersex said...
Thanks God men don't speak like women!
and don't think like women!

I'm not with you on the thanking God part,
but I totally agree with the sentiment.

ADAM GREGORY

2011-06-23T20:34:00.006-05:00

I've just discovered the existence of Adam Gregory.

Why didn't one of you tell me that this gorgeous boy existed?
You know I rely on you for these things.

Sure, he has a big Christian tattoo,
which is two of my most disliked things together,
but still, a face like this was made to be lusted after.

And I'm pretty sure that the word "white" isn't sufficient to describe those teeth.

Views as of now: 419,306

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
A great discovering, dear Mike!

He is a beautiful boy, isn't he?

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
let's stain his teeth with a little cum
too much?

Maybe a bit. I don't want to offend the guy in the photos,
(but I do like the way you think.)

Xersex said...
for sure he has strange teeth!

I see nothing wrong with his teeth.
I think he has a beautiful smile.

SHAHID KAPOOR

2011-06-21T20:47:00.002-05:00

Indian actor Shahid Kapoor.
Almost makes me want to see a Bollywood movie.

Almost.

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Is he a relative of Anish Kapoor?

I have no idea.
I've never heard of him.

J.A. said...
Try some more Bollywood Eye candy -
Google for Hritik Roshan, Neil Nitin Mukesh, John Abraham.

Thanks for the suggestions,
but those guys aren't really my taste.
Too manly looking.

NOT FUNNY

2011-06-19T00:01:00.004-05:00

In my family, we celebrate Father's Day
by yelling at someone weaker than us and
making them feel stupid and insignificant.

...just keeping up the tradition,
you dead bastard.

HAIR CUTTING REMARK

2011-06-15T08:52:00.002-05:00

This is Tom.
And I don't think he should have cut his hair.

Opinions?

Views as of now: 418,055

MICHELE ROTTERS

2011-06-13T21:16:00.003-05:00

French model Michele Rotters.

I've had his photo up here before,
but lately I've seen a lot more of him.

And I still love that the French word for fashion model is "mannequin."