Friday, August 19, 2011

STORM WARNING

FUN FOR FRIDAY



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DIAPER PIN WHEEL


Dean was not embarrassed by the diaper
they asked him to wear, but he was insecure
that his deodorant wasn't working well enough.


Photo from Homotography

Thursday, August 18, 2011

HAMMER AND CHISELED GOOD LOOKS

shirtless guy hugging a statue
People who met George were impressed
when he described himself as an "art lover,"
but they weren't so impressed when they learned
this was more of a lifestyle choice than a hobby.


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

KENZIE ROTH 4

I know I've been rather absent lately.
That's because I've been hatching a new scheme:
I dyed my hair and resumed stalking Kenzie Roth.
But he recognized me after a couple of days,
so that court order sent me back to Austin again.

Eh bien
At least I got a vacation out of this.

Kenzie Roth, male model and Duck
Kenzie Roth has recently been hired
to pose for the publishers of the new
Heismann Dictionary of English.
Here we see him posing for the photo
we'll see if we look up the word "meh."

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Monday, August 15, 2011

MARLON TEXIERA

MAN FOR MONDAY

Okay, I'll admit
that I've said mean things about Marlon Texiera before.
I didn't like how scruffy and unkempt he seemed most of the time,
and I never understood why others thought him so hot.

But after seeing this photo over at All Hot Men,
I'm totally on board now.

Marlon Texiera, shirtless, wet, and looking hotter than I've ever seen him
We photographers sometimes get bored
with our assignments,
and I was completely unprepared
for the way Marlon stared into the lens,
paralyzing me with that look
so I couldn't work or move or walk away.


At first, I didn't mind,
but it's been three hours now,
and I really need to go to the bathroom.


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Monday, August 8, 2011

HAMMER TIME'S OUT

MAN FOR MONDAY

I finally broke down and saw THOR.
The movie was not really a worth tribute to the god-turned-hero,
but Chris Hemsworth can hammer me any time he wants.

a shirtless Chris Hemsworth as Thor
"Your Earth customs confuse me.
I see other men wearing clothing above the waist,
but this woman tells me that this is forbidden me."

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Friday, August 5, 2011

DR FRANKENSTEINBERG

Today,
I tried a weird experiment that I've wanted to do for a long time.

I took individual features from different guys
and merged them together into one face.
What do you think of the result?




And do you think you can identify
the original owner of the body parts involved?
One small hint: those eyes were originally brown.
A beautiful chocolate brown.

COMMENTS

glen0330 said...
Was this your first try at this? You've got some good potential.
Hopefully you'll tell us who each piece is soon. Curious.

It's my first time doing this to a face,
but I've been manipulating photos for a long time.


Xersex said...
Great pic and work: I can't imagine who they're,
but the whole face is nice! don't forget to tell us the single guys!!!

I'm glad someone is taking an interest in this.
I'm not ready to reveal the individual guys yet.
But I will identify the parts you're trying to guess:
1) Okay, one freebie: I took the hair from Alex Pettyfer.
2) The eyes and eyebrows are from one guy.
Remember: the eyes were brown before I got to them.
3) The nose, chin, and ears are all from the same guy.
4) The lips are from a third guy.

A little thought about the kinds of guys I like
should make two of the three guys easy to discover.

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
eyes are most definitely Emanuele Fiore
venturing on Simon Nessman as the lips,
since you're so obsessed with him

nose, ears, chin...no idea..any hint?

Oooo, you're too good at this!
And I feel obliged to point out that being obsessed
with Simon Nessman is not a bad thing

As for a nose-ears-chin hint, try this:

I've often described him as
the most beautiful man I've ever seen

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

POOR WAYFARING STRANGER THAN FICTION

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

Yeah, here's another dose of a capella.
And, surprisingly enough, it's a spiritual, which I normally can't stand
— being all anti-superstition and all —
but I just really love the sound of this.

These eight people make beautiful music together.



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