Thursday, June 30, 2011

DIS PLAYA


It took some real work,
but
we finally taught Monty
not to yell
"TA DA!"
whenever he opened his shirt.


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BACKSTAGE PASSING SOME TIME

THING FOR THURSDAY


Addicting Games has a game called Bieber Kisser.

You're a blonde bimbo trying to
sneak backstage to kiss Justin Bieber.

And if this slut were smarter, she'd go
after one of the hunky body guards instead.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

ONE TRICK PONY RIDES AWAY

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY




"Sanity is a one trick pony.
All you have is
rational thought.
But when you're good and loony,

the sky's the limit!"
— The Tick

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

LIVE YOUR LIFE INTERRUPTED

TUNE FOR TUESDAY

More a capella from The Sing Off for you guys.
This time, On The Rocks
from the University of Oregon (Go, Ducks!).

They were the "entertaining college boy group" from Season 2.
The "entertaining college boy group" from Season 1 went on to work on Glee,
providing actual singing for the Warblers to lip sync to.
When Season 3 starts up, I wonder who this year's "entertaining college boy group" will be.

Yeah, it seems that formulaeic.

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

A lot of guys who work on their bodies tend to neglect their legs.
It's nice to know that Renato Ferreira didn't make that mistake.

Renato Ferreira in a Speedo. Who could ask for anything more?
Renato was a bit confused by this particular modeling job.
They got him dressed in black underwear and
had him stand on that balcony for two hours.
But for some reason, those guys only took one photo.
Mostly they just stood around, looking at him and
wiping the corners of their mouths.


Photo from Daily Young Guys

Monday, June 27, 2011

LIGHTER THAN AIR HEADED

MAN FOR MONDAY

a younger Parker Gregory shirtless in black and white
"If you love something, " people say, "set it free."

But perhaps Parker should not have
applied that philosophy
to
his favourite helium balloon.


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Sunday, June 26, 2011

HALF & HALF ASSED

HOW I SPENT A LAZY SUNDAY



Showing my Lactose Allergy
Who's Boss!

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LinkCOMMENTS

Xersex said...
A lazy Sunday, but if you were
(thinking or busy) with this guy, not sad!

That's a younger Steve Sandvoss,
who starred in a sweet movie called Latter Days.
He's done other things, as well,
but this is what I know him for.

STEVEN R McQUEEN

My computer suffered a horrible death
at the hands of a computer virus.

My fault, really, for visiting a free online porn site.

Anyway, yesterday I erased everything and reinstalled the operating system
Today I sat around reinstalling software.

And as entertainment while that happened,
I caught up on the last four episodes of The Vampire Diaries.
And reacquainted myself with very painfully hot Steven R McQueen is.

sexy actor Steven R McQueen from The Vampire Diaries
sexy actor Steven R McQueen from The Vampire Diaries
sexy actor Steven R McQueen from The Vampire Diaries
sexy actor Steven R McQueen from The Vampire Diaries


COMMENTS

Xersex said...
For my tastes, he's not so beautiful!


No, not beautiful.
But very sexy.
On television, he looks much better moving than in a photo.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

DECENT PROPOSAL

Darren Criss in a tuxedo
Darren showed up at my birthday party last night
dressed like this and carrying an engagement ring.

It was flattering, of course, but I had to say "no."
There's no way I could do that
to all my other imaginary boyfriends.


COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Sexy and charming!

Isn't he just?
Most of the guys I put up here are just targets for lust,
but this guy I think I'd like to be friends with.
Hang out and have a beer.
Sit up late and sing lots of songs.

Friday, June 24, 2011

BESTIES WITH TESTES

If men talked like women,
it would sound annoyingly like this.

And MY diet starts tomorrow.



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COMMENTS

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
roflmfao

Aw. I'm sure your a isn't f.

Xersex said...
Thanks God men don't speak like women!
and don't think like women!

I'm not with you on the thanking God part,
but I totally agree with the sentiment.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

ADAM GREGORY

I've just discovered the existence of Adam Gregory.

Why didn't one of you tell me that this gorgeous boy existed?
You know I rely on you for these things.

beautiful actor Adam Gregory
beautiful actor Adam Gregory
beautiful actor Adam Gregory

Sure, he has a big Christian tattoo,
which is two of my most disliked things together,
but still, a face like this was made to be lusted after.

And I'm pretty sure that the word "white" isn't sufficient to describe those teeth.

Views as of now: 419,306

COMMENTS

Xersex said...
A great discovering, dear Mike!

He is a beautiful boy, isn't he?

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...
let's stain his teeth with a little cum
too much?

Maybe a bit. I don't want to offend the guy in the photos,
(but I do like the way you think.)

Xersex said...
for sure he has strange teeth!

I see nothing wrong with his teeth.
I think he has a beautiful smile.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

SHAHID KAPOOR

Indian actor Shahid Kapoor.
Almost makes me want to see a Bollywood movie.

Almost.

beautiful Indian actor Shahid Kapoor
beautiful Indian actor Shahid Kapoor
beautiful Indian actor Shahid Kapoor



COMMENTS

Xersex said...
Is he a relative of Anish Kapoor?

I have no idea.
I've never heard of him.

J.A. said...
Try some more Bollywood Eye candy -
Google for Hritik Roshan, Neil Nitin Mukesh, John Abraham.

Thanks for the suggestions,
but those guys aren't really my taste.
Too manly looking.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

NOT FUNNY

child abuse abusive father
In my family, we celebrate Father's Day
by yelling at someone weaker than us and
making them feel stupid and insignificant.


...just keeping up the tradition,
you dead bastard.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

HAIR CUTTING REMARK

This is Tom.
And I don't think he should have cut his hair.

Opinions?



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Monday, June 13, 2011

MICHELE ROTTERS

French model Michele Rotters.

I've had his photo up here before,
but lately I've seen a lot more of him.

And I still love that the French word for fashion model is "mannequin."


French model Michele Rotters
French model Michele Rotters