Thursday, March 31, 2011

RADIATION BURN NOTICE

Arthur Sales shirtless, Francisco Lachowski shirtless. What more could you want.
This has turned out to be one of
the most expensive
photos ever taken,
requiring the use of special cameras

on loan from NASA.

Regular cameras, it turns out,

could not stand the heat.


Views as of now: 402,210

Monday, March 28, 2011

BARITONE LOC

It's been over a week,
and I'm still a little obsessed with Kenzie Roth.

But not in a sick or dangerous way.

And I knew he was tall,
but I was unprepared for how deep his voice is.

Kenzie Roth's beautiful face

Photo from World of Models
Hits as of now: 401691

Friday, March 25, 2011

HARD AND LONGHORN

Texas Longhorn Football player
The mouth protector is nothing.
If you'd arrived a few minutes earlier,
you could have watched him eating
the rest of his helmet.

Photo from Guys Next Door

Thursday, March 24, 2011

HORIZONTAL BLIND SIDED

According to Homotography,
photographer Paul Jasmin has re-created iconic stills
from Richard Gere's AMERICAN GIGOLO
using Simon Nessman as his model.

And I am so freaking happy.

Simon Nessman recreating stills from American Gigolo

You can check out the other photos here.

Views as of now: 400,917

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

ULTRA VIOLET COLORED EYES

And again
we have to say "goodbye"
to someone who was just always there
when we were growing up.



Views as of now: 400,768

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

HITTIN' THE BEACH TOWEL

Mario Lopez shirtless on the beach
Sure, he looks great and has a friendly smile,
but Mario Lopez is not as nice as you may think.
For example, he wouldn't lend me that towel,
even though I asked him for it like twelve times.

Photo stolen from Muscle Jocks

Monday, March 21, 2011

ONE TOUGH COOKIE MONSTER

There's a line between "beautiful boy"
and "scary-looking man."

And according to this photo stolen from Guy Candi,
Chord Overstreet is poised to go too far
and land on the wrong side of that line,
where the men are too lean, too hard, and too defined.

All he needs now is a cheap prison tattoo and a wifebeater,
and he'll make people driving through his neighbourhood
lock the doors and roll up the windows.

Chord Overstreet shirtless -- Yes, again! -- over-hard

I'd be more worried, but from the look on his face,
he flexing as hard as he can.
I bet that when he relaxes, he looks like a lovely human again.

By the way, enough with the jokes about his mouth!
There's nothing wrong with it.
Though, I still laugh at him asking Santa for
"Chapstick. Lots and lots of Chapstick."

Views as of now: 400,171

Friday, March 18, 2011

ROTH OF GOD

I think I may have found my next obsession:
Kenzie Roth, beautiful boy.

Great eyes. Great mouth. Great bone structure.
Even his haircut is adorable.

model boy Kenzie Roth and his beautiful face
model boy Kenzie Roth shirtless

But I won't get all creepy and online-stalkery.

I learned my lesson
from that last restraining order.
Views as of now: 399,694

Thursday, March 17, 2011

GUY NEXT DOOR TO DOOR

A few days ago I put up a photo of Josh Slack,
but I failed then to admit that
I'd first heard of this pretty boy
when Guys Next Door showed me a photograph of him.

This photo, as a matter of fact.

the beautiful A&F model Josh Slack, shirtless and in black and white

SHAMROCK N ROLL

Cool it, Papists!
I think they're on to us!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

DISCO BALLS OF FIRE

I see that Panic at the Disco has a new music video.

And,
because I haven't had an excuse to say this for a while,
I really want to make out with Brendon Urie
for a couple of hours.

triptych of Brendon Urie, looking all sexy

Hits as of now: 378,057

CAUGHT MY EYE GLASSES

Every so often, I come across a photo...

Wait. Let me try that again.

Every so often, I find
a photo that just
obsesses my imagination
for a few days, one that I can't stop looking at.

This one, stolen from Vera's Big Gay Blog,
is the latest to take over part of my brain.

The guy is a bit too young, but this photo just gets to me.
I don't know if it's the quality of his skin, or that perfect little mouth
or just the bright, shiny colours, but I can't stop looking at it.

hot shirtless boy in very colorful photo

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

ROPE TRICKS OF THE TRADE

hot shirtless guy in a barn
Dude, I'm sorry about that! But you can understand
my confusion. This is my first day at this dude ranch,
and they told me I would be riding the stallion in
the barn. So when I saw you, I obviously assumed...

Photo stolen from The Slab

Monday, March 14, 2011

THE DOCTOR IS IN CREDIBLE

Healthwise,
I feel better now than I have in weeks,
but somehow this photo makes me
want to see the doctor.

Excuse me.
It's time to turn my head and cough now.

Jesse Spencer in a doctor's smock, from House
Between those green eyes and that Australian accent,
even his tongue depressors will cheer you up.


Views as of now: 300,541

Sunday, March 13, 2011

SEEING DOPPELGANGER

Yes, Edilson Nascimento
is still straight.

Edilson Nascimento shirtless before a mirror
But if he were to play for the other team,
he's finally found a guy beautiful enough
to be his other half.

And they have so much in common!


Views as of now: 300,349

Saturday, March 12, 2011

GIVE ME SOME SLACK

Below we have Josh Slack,
a local boy turned Abercrombie & Fitch mannequin.
He probably works harder than his last name would imply,
and hope he gets laid a lot and shares his DNA with the world.

Check him out in this Natasha Bedingfield video.

Abercrombie model, Austin boy Josh Slack looking all beautiful
After a couple of years of modeling, Josh has landed
his first movie role. We see him here in his role
in the movie version of WHERE'S WALDO? where
he plays the Evil Waldo whose white stripes are black,
who doesn't wear glasses, and who refuses to hide for some reason.

No, I probably won't be seeing it either.


Photo lifted from Bellazon.
Hits as of now: 300,154

Friday, March 11, 2011

BUT WHEN I DREAM, I DREAM OF EWWWW!

I'm not proud of this,
but a couple of days ago I awoke from a dream
where I was torturing Nick Jonas,
assisted by Becky from Glee,
but Becky was dressed as the tap-dancing Bee Girl
from that Blind Melon video.

I hope I finish this prescription off soon.



On the other hand,
I haven't laughed so much
over one of my own titles
in a long time.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

BUT THEN I GOT HIGH TIDE

paul walker shirtless on a boat
Paul Walker has traveled to the coast
to take advantage of the the cooler sea breezes.

No luck, though. He's still hot.

Views as of now: 299,878

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

GERMAN LESSONS IN LOVE

How do you make a Lady Gaga video
that's actually worth watching?

Make the video without her.

Or should that be "without it"?


This was posted to YouTube by Gijas Rainbow World.
Check out the channel.

Hits as of now: 299,611

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

SCARED OF THE DARK IS RISING

So what if Alexander Ludwig starred
in the absolute travesty film version
of one of my favourite books as a kid?

He's turning into a really tasty guy.
Definitely good as a between-meal snack.

shirtless blond actor Alex Ludwig
No, Mr. Photographer, I don't mind.
But why have you taken 72 photos
of only the one armpit?
The other one looks just like it.

Photo from fmforums

Monday, March 7, 2011

MISSING THE POINT GUARD

Photographs can record and hold moments.
They can evoke memories and emotions.
They can capture moments of time
and express emotions beyond words.

And sometimes they make
my mouth fall open in wonder at just
how fucking hot a man can be.

bernardo velasco shirtless with basketball
To Hell with trash talk.

When Bernardo wanted to intimidate the guys
on the other team, he just had to make sure
his team was designated "skins."


Views as of now: 299,260

Friday, March 4, 2011

RECLINING POSITION OF STRENGTH

hot guy in a wifebeater from a guess ad
Sometimes Lewis just had to sit down and rest,
exhausted as he could get at times
from the awesome hotness of being him.

Views as of now: 298,434

Thursday, March 3, 2011

I GOTCHER GREEN ARROW RIGHT HERE...

Sharpie Boys has decided to augment
its remarkable display of twink beauty
by introducing a series called HOT, Hot Over Thirty.

The first installment features Justin Hartley,
who is on my short list of test candidates
should my cloning research continue to go well.

I'm looking forward to seeing who's next.

Justin Hartley, shirtless and smiling
I'm frequently angered by the right-wing closet cases
in Congress who vote against giving homosexuals
the same rights as people while paying male prostitutes
screwing their frat boy Congressional pages.

But this time they did something right by
adding Justin Hartley to the list of American men
who are never allowed to wear a shirt.

Hits as of now: 298,010

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

FRONT LAWN BOY

hot boy mowing shirtless
This boy who totally ruined my lawn last year.
Not because he did anything wrong really.
It's mostly because I made him come mow it
at least once a day all summer, and eventually
the grass died because it had had enough.

Photo from Muscle Jocks
Hits as of now: 297,944

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

SHALLOW END OF THE LINE

Cute guy,
but I bet he smells like wet dog.

smiling shirtless guy in pool with dog
There he is, boy! The one with the camera!
Go bite his face off and I'll give you a treat!