Wednesday, November 25, 2009

VAMPIRES SUCK


Twilight. The story of a young woman's choice
to practice either bestiality or necrophilia.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

PERSONAL FOUL


The good news is that yesterday my lunch
took a long time because I had to stand in line
behind a college basketball team.

The bad news is that it was a girls' team.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

This guy did a good enough job imitating Tom Cruise that I actually wanted to slap him, a reaction I normally reserve for the real thing.



And so I can forget reality again, here a photo of Tom when he was still a sexy boy, before the bat-shit-crazy set in. Talk about a pony worth riding!

Cher had the right idea about turning back time.

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Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

EYE CANDY LEFTOVER FROM HALLOWEEN


Okay, here are four things I don't like about this photograph.
  1. Stunning Sexy Guys found this first.
  2. A guy with a body like his should not resort to fake, plastic musculature. He should be wearing something black and skin-tight.
  3. A guy earning his kind of paycheck should have better shoes.
  4. I never been invited to a Halloween party where anyone looked half this good.
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