Wednesday, November 25, 2009

VAMPIRES SUCK


Twilight. The story of a young woman's choice
to practice either bestiality or necrophilia.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

PERSONAL FOUL


The good news is that yesterday my lunch
took a long time because I had to stand in line
behind a college basketball team.

The bad news is that it was a girls' team.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

This guy did a good enough job imitating Tom Cruise that I actually wanted to slap him, a reaction I normally reserve for the real thing.



And so I can forget reality again, here a photo of Tom when he was still a sexy boy, before the bat-shit-crazy set in. Talk about a pony worth riding!

Cher had the right idea about turning back time.

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Monday, November 16, 2009

SPEEDO MY GOD


Yeah, Clint and the others got the cars clean.
But his thoughts were so dirty
by the end of the day.


Photo from Daily Young Guys

Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

EYE CANDY LEFTOVER FROM HALLOWEEN


Okay, here are four things I don't like about this photograph.
  1. Stunning Sexy Guys found this first.
  2. A guy with a body like his should not resort to fake, plastic musculature. He should be wearing something black and skin-tight.
  3. A guy earning his kind of paycheck should have better shoes.
  4. I never been invited to a Halloween party where anyone looked half this good.
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