Friday, July 31, 2009

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GORGEOUS


Brad couldn't understand it: He just wanted to
hang out in the park, but guys kept giving him
flyers about great vacation deals. Why the Hell are
there so many salesmen pushing the same thing
in the same place? he wondered.

And where the Hell was "Fire Island" anyway?

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

IN YOUR FACEBOOK!

Despair, Inc. has a new T-shirt that seeks to explain how the various social networking Websites function within the framework of the human mind. Check out the structure:

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

SNACK TIME OF YOUR LIFE


Allen's mother had always taught him to keep the
kitchen floor so clean that you could eat off of it
if you wanted to.

Fortunately, exactly what to eat there
had always been rather vague.

Photo taken from Step Out of the Ordinary
Honestly, this is the hottest pic I've seen
since Luke Guldan in football pants.
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Monday, July 27, 2009

BOXING MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN


After years of posing for VistaVideo and having
guys hit on him whenever they see him in
person, Marcel has a plan: he'll dress like this
when he goes out to attract their attention and
punch them out if they get too forward.

Photo found at Daily Young Guys
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Sunday, July 26, 2009

SHAGGING MY WICKET


Ewan came up with his plan once he'd truly
had enough of people not thinking cricket
could be a sexy sport. Now if he could just get
the team to approve his new uniform.


Photo taken from Stunning Sexy Guys
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Saturday, July 25, 2009

HAPPY HOLLISTER SHIRT


It had been a glorious summer day, but then
Aaron put on his shirt and suddenly it just didn't
seem as warm and sunny as before.

Photo taken from Shirtless Perfection
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Friday, July 24, 2009

DEATH STAR SEARCH


Jhanelle hoped that his friends never
discovered his secret: it may have looked like
he was always listening to music, but he was
actually pretending to be Princess Leia.


Photo taken from: Boys Will Be Boys

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

SANTO DOMINGO HIGH WAY TO HELL


PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE is out on DVD now.
It'll be good to see Mr. Lewis and Mr. Randall again.
(Okay, mostly Mr. Randall...)

I just hope they don't include the 1994 made-for-TV
movie PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE HIS VIRGINITY.
I never did find that believable..

GUIDORATION


His co-workers knew it. His family knew it.
His friends knew it, and -- in his heart --
Vinnie knew it too: no matter what he did,
he was
never really look as good as
he thought he did.


Photo taken from: Shirtless Perfection
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COMMON SENSE OF HUMOUR

Lately, I'd been trying to think of a way to make this 'blog o'mine a bit different. After all, there are hundreds of thousands of them, and the sheer overload is mind-boggling.

But I don't have the resources to do anything even slightly unique here. I can't photograph and interview these guys in person. I don't have the amazing collection of photographs that some 'bloggers do, and I don't have a big circle of friends who come to read about my most mundane daily activities.

All I do have that seems at all special is my rather outre sense of humour.

So that's what I'm going with. Pictures of hot guys with my odd little stories attached.

Enjoy.


The photos on my sidebar labels are part of that. Some of my favourite guys with big smiles on their faces.

And they weren't that easy to find. I had to look in lots of places to find smiling photos (though in the end, I stole most of them from Kenneth). It seems that fashion photographers and art directors have decided that a stern, arrogant, chin-up pose is masculine and sexy. Check out a high school yearbook if you get the time: high school jocks are doing the same thing in their photos.

For some reason, guys everywhere seem to have come to think that being sexy seems to mean trying to look like an angry street thug with a chip on their shoulder.

I hope this passes soon.

This discover, by the way, has inspired my poll for the next few weeks. Give it a click, please.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

A SWING AND A MISS CHATELAINE




"I'm starting to like country music.
I really like that KD Lang, but don't y'all think he's a little effeminate?"


- Sarah Helms

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